The Stoners Echo Chamber

Nice name XD!

 

I can't read the Kung Fu letters, kinda like middle east languages, I can't read squiggle either.

 

Race car driver: almost dies, asks to be cleared to go back to work.

Rona Zombies: can't work because scared of social situations.

Also Rona Zombies: omg I can't cope locking myself away I totally miss all my friends.

Also race car driver: im dying to get back in the car again, business as usual.

 

I'll be laughing at the Rona Zombies coming back to work next week.

Initially we gave everybody 20 extra personal days to cover no pay from the Rona. The deal was, you can take a month off paid but once you use your hrs up, 20 days worth, that's it.

So of course as expected, fuck all has happened in our part of the world, they all have to come back to work next week bahaha meanwhile every sane normal worker has worked through our split shifts and nobody has gotten sick and we still have our 20 paid days up our sleeve.

And if nobody takes those 20 days I'm going to round it up into a big bonus for the people that stayed and worked like true fucking champions.

But fuck i'mma laugh on Monday when the long faced Rona Zombies come in with shitty faces. Eat a dick, stooges. And this boys and girls is what happens when you cry wolf when it was just a little lamb.

 

People gonna continue to people and make me question why I am such a humanitarian, for more on this its time for a Closer Look

 

Humanitarian. Sounds like I'd have to care more about people than I actually do. I don't think that's for me anymore. Once upon a time maybe, probably not really. Nahh I've always been a ****.

 

Wife and I made a little game in the backyard yesterday. Initially we were playing with the dog but he gets boring because he just picks his balls up and runs away and that's the game to him.

Well that ain't all that fun for us, so we started kicking a small soccer ball around. Now the dog was a pain in the ass and stood in the centre of the yard so we had to navigate him while he chased our ball, seemingly unaware that we'd developed our own game which didn't include him.

Anyway it was a bit of fun and I think good for me like innocent exercise. I wasn't stuffed after 15mins at all but it got my body working, so I hope it'll be good for my back.

Now we gonna buy kids soccer nets lol. Get Irminball full endorsed and shit.

Basically a 10 or so meter field. You get 3x dribbles and then try to kick a goal. Penalties include the "shit shot" which is a free kick in front from half way, opponent gets to run in from the side once the kicker commits to stepping up and kicking the ball. No hand balls etc. Kicking ball over fence = negative 1 score count. A "shit shot" is announced when a terrible awful attempt at goal misses completely and play must be stopped to gather ball = shit shot.

I won first game 5-2 my wife says "it is all fun until you eventually figure out how to be good at it" lol.

It was like that at axe throwing lol. My first throw straight in the bullseye centre and she says "Why?! Why are you good at EVERYTHING you do."  well, I'm through trying to prove myself to folks all the time, I'm the motherfuckin shit! Bottom line!

 

Why do you say that's a nice name?

I feel like you're trying to fit in...

 

Ignorance is bliss isn't it ???

Just for your edification, an Hispania Suiza is SPANISH (as the name implies), similar to but bigger than a vintage Bentley possessing a straight twelve engine.

 

Top speed 155mph......

Pfffffff

 

At least I did it for REAL, not sat in an armchair at a keyboard !!!

 

Oh yeah righto Jay Leno.

Next time you get in a 950hp wingless midget Speedway car, gimmie a buzz.

You're right, ignorance is bliss, innit.

It is quite obvious you haven't the faintest idea who you're talking to.

 

@ Vlad....... Love It......Totally Love It.......Must Have Watched This Video 6 Times.......Thanks For

Forcing Me To View It Again......



Cheers Glen.

 

My Ford Ranger has larger numbers on the speedo than that things top speed.

 

The Only Vehicle You Have Actually Driven Is A "Ford Twin Cab"....LOL.........Images On A Screen Count

For Nothing In The Real World......



Cheers Glen.

 

Incorrect. I drove in a wingless sprint car just over a year ago now.

Idiot.

 

And secondly all Vlad said was he got in that car and took a ride around a race track, so probably the speed limit no doubt.

How is that racing a car Glen? How is that remotely similar to getting on a dirt track with 950 ponies under my right foot?

 

Methinks It's Time To Climb Down From Your "Self Erected Pedestal" Irm.......



Cheers Glen.

 

No. Answer the question. I'm on this pedalstool for a reason and I want legitimacy as to why I should step down but you're providing nothing but rubbish.

Gets in a car and does a tour around a track, think they're expert race car drivers. Lol.

You'd legit shit yourself on the Speedway.

 

Jeff Gordon started this trend in 2015 but if you want to get yourself in a championship winning car, just retire from the sport because someone from a top team is going to accidentally say something stupid and then you'll just end up in their championship contending ride.

Kyle Larson's replacement and 2003 CUP series Champiooooooonnn, Matt! Kenseth!