The Stoners Echo Chamber

Wearing a margarita. Went out to this country bar tonight for live music and drinks. My biz partner Amanda had 1 drink, I had 1 drink. I was enjoying my 2nd drink and she had a sip of hers. Next thing I know she's flailing her arms while talking and knocks her margarita over... soaks my phone, my lap. Back at the hotel sticky and ready for a shower

 

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I was just watching a documentary on Mohammad Ali. I never realised that dude was such a troll lol, major smart arse, loud mouth. I never realised that. I've seen his fights when I was a kid with my dad we were collecting VHS tapes of his fights from a newsagency subscription, but I guess I never heard him talk. I think I like him even more now.

 

This is my wife and I because I always use unpronounceable names for her in either Norse or German.

 

Yeah I just ate with a knife and fork while everyone else used their hands. I don't like my hands being greasy really, even for a short while.

I'll eat a sandwich with my hands. And burgers. And pizza. Actually I have eaten pizza with cutlery before. Imagine eating pizza with a spoon.

I'm sure there are good things drones will do and have done but I did specify that I predict more bad than good will come of them. Maybe the good things are fewer but more important though. How can we judge such things. True.

So. Drones are pretty cool really.

 

Wowzers. A really young Jeff Gordon.
And that fan be looking like... You better give me a good signature.

 

Stripped, raped and strangled.



I win.

If anyone beats me, I raise you a - manic thoughts of perverse mutilation

 

The "Stoners Lounge" Of Today.......Is A Far Cry From The "Stoners Lounge" As I Remember

It .........Back ThenTwas Just A "Smoked Out" Group Of "Potheads".......No Rape......And

No Mutilation...............Ahhhhhhh.....I Long For The "Good Old Days........



Cheers Glen.

 

Well the whole thing is a classic meme because it's Varg who I think the story goes was in a black metal band and he killed some other musician. Anyway this is the one picture you always see of him and its kind of nostalgic in a sense everytime you do, like i saw Varg first, not the writing and I already knew it was going to be fun. And then when I did read it, I for some reason though it said "using a black metal song" which I actually think would have been a bit better tbh.

I'm sure there's some backwards ass brutal death-slamming gutteral death metal bands with way more messed up song titles. Every now and again I'll see some stupid ass unreadable death metal band logo and I'll read the song titles and they just get more and more appalling.

I played it safe and went with some old school Cannibal Corpse and then Gortuary for the second one and I can also tell you I specifically bought that CD from sevared records just because of the name of that song which is also the album title. and my friend Kevin and I, we laughed at it like "manic thoughts of perverse mutilation haha it's gotta be so bad it'll be good.

And I remember when I very first listen to that song opening song, after the intro which was taken from the film 8mm, when the music came through I was literally blown away by it, I was like yes! Finally the music I've been waiting for!

I don't listen to much of that stuff at all really ever. Anymore.

 

Not my sex life, and not metal, but just about the funniest song title ever

"You're the reason our kids are ugly"

Loretta Lynn, Conway Twitty

 

It doesn't show the full song title?


Never mind. Lol.

I think right in the back of my mind, having an ugly kid has always stopped me having kids.

 

that's why people have 8 kids....7 ugly ones and finally a good looking kid



early boat today....later kids

 

I like the 2nd photo more.

 

It's not the song title though, but the lyrics (icw the music of course) why i went with this one

Look at you, fastened by sheltering blanket. Did you think I'd forget how
sweet you taste, nay my umbrageous heart still yearns for you, and still to
peruse your love is such a waste.

You lie there a vision of immaculate purity, yet your eyes reveal the
insatiable whore and now I'll love sucking your vitality with you, my
pretty. I just want more.

First, I'll tear asunder thy mortal garments, unmasking your pale delicate
flesh, then, I shall ravage your lovebroken body. Sinking my teeth upon
your tender breast.

Violently, I'll fuck your pernicious ****, while consuming the precious
life-force, thoroughly enjoying the sweet flavor. I'll vampirize you,
Natasha, with no remorse.

Until you shrivel into your casket, I shall continue to vampirize Natasha...

 

Did Anybody Else Here Get A "Boner" Whilst Reading That....?????.....Asking For A Friend.....



Cheers Glen.

 

I love this one a lot too:



Gaze into my broken eyes, where laughter and sorrow collide.
Scattered are the pieces which time forgot.
See the cracked mirror walls, emerald mist flowing down the halls.
Shattered pieces of a forgotten puzzle.
Feel the shaking of my room, welcome to my most humble tomb.
Lay your head upon the crimson velvet pillow.
Relax as I tell you a tale when lunacy reigned and madness prevailed.
Long nailed fingers run through silken hair.
Our poison tongues now dance, wet with entrancing liquors.
We drown in burning ecstasy, but you seek something more than this.
Tonight another looking glass will crack.
My promises too broken, did you believe what I've spoken?
The echoes shall splinter your mind like they did mine.
Prepare my darling, for the nocturnal wedding!

PREPARE MY DARLING, FOR THE NOCTURNAL WEDDING!

[Solo - Aphazel]

Gaze into my broken eyes where a deranged love rises, to greet your lovelorn flesh. Hallucinating like undead shamans,
You feel the rapturous sting of first death and collapse into lonely arms.
Look now with night piercing eyes, not quite broken, but time shall remedy.
Lick my blood-soaked lips once more, taste the stain of wondrous insanity.
The constant shrieking in your mind drives you crazy.
Yes, my darling, I can hear it too.
The answers you seek lie in the reflection.
Be still, allow the images to caress you, here everything is upside down.
Cackling like undead hyenas, you feel the boggling slap of dementia and collapse into
delighted arms.

My little pet, how foolish you've become. Yesterday's sweet dedications of love are part of an infantile dream fading fast.
You raise your vampyrie eyes to consume my heart.
But since it's been viciously torn apart, you
see, a time will fortunately come when you realize our kind cannot stomach
'togetherness', for love is but an arduous game mortals play.
So from this day you are mine, to be my immortal concubine.

 

Cleveland Decriminalizes Marijuana Possession for Up to 7 Ounces

 

I could use 7 ounces...

 

I Could Use 7 Inches.....



Cheers Glen.

 

Lol