the Stress Test

Discussion in 'Paranoid?' started by Tamee, Sep 18, 2004.

  1. angelique

    angelique Member

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    i got 17%, yay me.
     
  2. _ian_

    _ian_ Member

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    ((( 43% )))
    —which is well below average. Quite likely, you are lazy and a simpleton. Avoid operating heavy machinery.
    Compared to others...
    Worldwide Stress Average: 22%

    99% better off than you — 0% like you — 1% worse off than you

    hmm =/
     
  3. Jennyjenkins

    Jennyjenkins Member

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    You might want to sit down...
    You exhibit a Stress Factor of
    ((( 32% )))
    —which is well below average. Quite likely, you are lazy and a simpleton. Avoid operating heavy machinery.
    Compared to others...
    Worldwide Stress Average: 22%

    88% better off than you — 2% like you — 10% worse off than you
    Interestingly enough...
     
  4. shinta

    shinta Member

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    [​IMG]
    You exhibit a Stress Factor of​
    ((( 15% )))​
    —which barely registers. Get a job, hippie!
    Compared to others...
    Worldwide Stress Average: 22% [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
    16% better off than you — 4% like you — 79% worse off than you ​

    Interestingly enough...
    [​IMG] Women are MORE stressed than men.
    [​IMG] Ladies average 23% stressed, while men weigh in at 21%.
    [​IMG] The average test-taker gets 6.8 hours of sleep each night.
    [​IMG] 53% of test-takers bite their nails.
    [​IMG] 20% have bacne.
    [​IMG] And 48% went orgasm-free last week!
     
  5. roly

    roly Senior Member

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    You might want to sit down...

    You exhibit a Stress Factor of
    ((( 27% )))
    —which is well below average. Quite likely, you are lazy and a simpleton. Avoid operating heavy machinery.
    Compared to others...
    Worldwide Stress Average: 22%


    76% better off than you — 4% like you — 21% worse off than you
    Interestingly enough...

    Women are MORE stressed than men.
    Ladies average 23% stressed, while men weigh in at 21%.
    The average test-taker gets 6.8 hours of sleep each night.
    53% of test-takers bite their nails.
    20% have bacne.
    And 48% went orgasm-free last week!
     
  6. MysticSnowcone

    MysticSnowcone Member

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    13% Baybee!!!
     
  7. cerridwen

    cerridwen in stitches

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    cool :) online tests are fun... I'm emailing that one.... here are my results btw:


    You might want to sit down...
    [​IMG]
    You exhibit a Stress Factor of​
    ((( 12% )))​
    —which barely registers. Get a job, hippie!

    Compared to others...
    Worldwide Stress Average: 22% [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
    6% better off than you — 3% like you — 91% worse off than you ​

    Interestingly enough...
    [​IMG] Women are MORE stressed than men.
    [​IMG] Ladies average 23% stressed, while men weigh in at 21%.
    [​IMG] The average test-taker gets 6.8 hours of sleep each night.
    [​IMG] 53% of test-takers bite their nails.
    [​IMG] 20% have bacne.
    [​IMG] And 48% went orgasm-free last week!
     
  8. guitarslinger

    guitarslinger Schwa

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    You might want to sit down...
    [​IMG]</IMG>​
    You exhibit a Stress Factor of​
    ((( 23% )))
    —which is well below average. Quite likely, you are lazy and a simpleton. Avoid operating heavy machinery.​
    Compared to others...

    Worldwide Stress Average: 22% [​IMG]</IMG>[​IMG]</IMG>[​IMG]</IMG>[​IMG]</IMG>[​IMG]</IMG>
    57% better off than you — 5% like you — 38% worse off than you ​

    Interestingly enough...

    [​IMG]</IMG> Women are MORE stressed than men.
    [​IMG]</IMG> Ladies average 23% stressed, while men weigh in at 21%.
    [​IMG]</IMG> The average test-taker gets 6.8 hours of sleep each night.
    [​IMG]</IMG> 53% of test-takers bite their nails.
    [​IMG]</IMG> 20% have bacne.
    [​IMG]</IMG> And 48% went orgasm-free last week!
     
  9. peacelovebarefeet

    peacelovebarefeet BuRniN oNe...

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    18%

    woooooooooot
     
  10. Professor Jumbo

    Professor Jumbo Mr. Smarty Pants

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    woohoo!! 11% for me.
     
  11. artful_dodger

    artful_dodger Member

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    34%.

    The "worrying about things that dn't pertain to me" question did irk me, a bit, but really... that kind of consciousness is something that I recognize as a source or stress, at times. They could have phrased it better, but the point stands.

    Some of the questions did make me laugh: "Is anything around you on fire right now?" Wonder how that kicks up the recorded stress level, lol....
     

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