The Thread for Hellvis and Cate

Someones going to quote the black eyed peas and then I'm outta here.

 

Ok Cate time to break out the jack and coke.

 

Put your milk in my coco puffs.

 

your milky milky coco puffs???? DAMN YOUSE TO HELL.

 

It was just a matter of time.

 

i hate hate hate hate the black eyed peas.

 

In any case. I'm getting retarded in this thread.

 

Which'll be like most threads.

 

infact i want Bowser from mario to rape each member.






I won't bow to something that I've never seen
I can't believe in something that doesn't believe in me
I'm not blood of your blood, I'm no son of your god
I've no faith in your fate
Still I find salvation

 

I've always wanted to abduct a princess too.

 

Ill volunteer for that. :H

 

You're going to be fun.

I'm just going to kidnap you someday. blindfold you.

I'm not going to tell you the rest.

 

Crap lode if you kidnap cate do i have to the mario thing and make it through some law of physic defing BULLSHIT to get to a dangerous lava infested flame spwewing hammer throwing turtle inhabited castle. FIANALLY getting through this impossible fucking castle to find out you are holding cate IN ANOTHER GOD DAMN CASTLE.

 

I Will Not Let This Thread Die.

 

I just took the best nap of my life. Im all warm. PS Its like sweater weather again. Im going to kill Canada. It will be phenomenal.

 

It shouldn't be hard to kill canada i mean SERIOUSLY you have police on HORSES? I once wrote a seriously funny blog about canada *L*

 

Id like to read that.

 

let me see if i can find it.

 

Man i was in canada not to long ago and thats not the joke, the joke is they have cops on horsesoh yes the Royal Mounted Police, exactly who are the gonna catch on a horse?IT"S A FUCKIN HORSEJESUS CHRIST and as if chasing Criminals on FUCKIN MR ED wasn't bad enough HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE HATS, OOOHHH THE HUMANITYFUCKIN HELL you know what, i'm gonna get about 4 of my friends and a Humvee, not that i'll need the humvee but hey RESPECT THREW FEAR, any -FUCKIN-way me and these 4 friends are gonna get some guns, SHIT we don't even need real guns BB guns would slow MR Ed down, and we are gonna get these fake guns and invade Canada in ONE WEEKEND, then WAH-LA VIVA LA CLONEADA, EHWHy are there no ghetto's in Canada? First thing i do as DAS FUHRER of canada IS BRING IN SOME GHETTO, people will just LOVE canadian thugs that may even be funnier than our white boy thugs. Seriously can you just hear it now the next big rapper will be saying things liek wanker and hoser and rapping about hockey.
people'll be talkin like this, YO YO YO what up mah nizzla, EHOOOHHHH and back to those COPS riding Mr Ed OOHHHHHH NO fuck them Hossers, I'll replace them with Hell's ANgels fuck ya, who can't you catch on a harley RESPECT THREW FEAR, it'll be FUN whatching COPS in Cloneada, seeing people piss themselves when a 350 pound biker covered in tattoo's with hair to his ass pulls you over because HE THINKS thats right i said THINKS, hell he don't have to prove it to me BUT he THINKS you are speeding, try bribing that mother fucker..

Seriously tho i should stop making fun of canada they make good beer, and speaking of beer that leads me to my next subject, WOMEN don't give me that confused look like "how the hell does beer relate to women"well lets face it if it wasn't for beer, women wouldn't go NEAR a guy like me.So as i was saying, Women should come with a warning label, seriously tho when you pick up a medicen bottle it has a little side effects warning, Like, May cause diareah, dizziness, hives yadda yaddathink about it man if women came with these, it'd be great, May cause Anxiety, sweatty palms, and some drooling, and spontanius erection, or say may cause, sleeplessness, heartache, puffiness of the eyes, depression. Man this would be great and you would KNOW to stay away from ones like, my cause rashes, burning when you PEE, break outs anal leakage and death.

i'm convenced that most women are EVIL, they are collectivly satan, like the borg on star trek, they all work together, or maybe the form in to satan like Voltron. Seriously tho, think about it, when they go to bathrooms in groups it's some kinda evil secret meeting. THe womens bathroom turns into a direct gate to HELL, they are in there planning our demise AS YOU READ THIS. It's not like we can live without them is it NOOOOOOOO somewhere along the way the rest of the STUPID men let the women know that they have the PUSSY there for THEY HAVE THE POWER, NICE GOING IDIOTS. I don't know what male did this BUT if i find this guy i'm gonna have him tarred and feathered, thats all for now monkeys

 

woah woah woah only the first part was about Canada. And if someone can arrest you horse style, they are more man than you Also, What is Mr Ed?