The Thread of LIES!!!

I wasted the day today and got nothing done

 

i don't enjoy talking to the person above me

 

I hate you

 

bbad makes me puke in my mouth a little every time i see his posts.

 

I am gonna stalk the above poster.....

 

She only likes BBAD!!!!!!!

 

I believe some people are really martians.

 

i just got a lap dance from 15 different midgets.

 

I shaved

 

My cat's poo smells like roses.

 

I love cat poo smell

 

i like the cat pee smell. it's great aromatherapy.

 

I am a computer expert

 

i lace my cereal with pcp.

 

I bought 4000 shares of microsoft in 1983

 

I love my dial-up connection, but it can be a bit too fast at times.

 

I hate this dsl I switched to....cable was half the speed and twice the price but I liked it better

 

this is true. i hate you.

 

I might go out and shoot a bambi today, roast him up on a spit, then take it in to town to sell to the cityslickers....

 

I wrote Neil Armstrong's "One small step for man" speech for him to say when he landed on the moon