The Thread of LIES!!!

the prospect terrifies me farmout and i NEVER want to meet your wife or hear you play live when i don't move to the USA! ... oh and my fiance thinks your music is shit

 

Ok, I am letting the cat out of the bag, everyone here must know this, the above poster is my mistriss, she is only 15 years old, yea, I am a pedophile, and she hates sex......

 

That actually Farmouts "fantasy"

 

this isn't funny at all!!! i could giv you both rep points but have no intention of trying!!!

 

I would never give you a rep point, even if i knew how.

 

i want to move to indonesia

 

Hi dad, the above poster is my pa.....

 

you were seen in a viral video doing a backflip into a pair of jeans

 

rides motorcycles on the highwire for Ringling Bros.....

 

I got laid today

 

this thread keeps getting more interesting

 

I won the lottery

 

and I'm gonna share with each and every one of you

 

I would never hook up with some random young girl just for a good time

 

you got the funk

 

I hate cargopants

 

my cow just gave birth to a lovely twenty year old blonde swedish girl....

 

I am sorry

 

Rolling, well, its gotten completely out of hand here on the farm now, I may need reinforcements.....three more blond blue eyed swedish twenty year olds popped out, mayhaps more on the way.....Looks like the swedish bikini team, minus the bikini's.... this is getting udderly ridiculus......

 

I don't secretly love Lady Gaga