The tough and important questions

The greedy rich elite will kill off the rest of us by making laws that don't allow us to grow our own food, refuse shots (like the "flu shot"), and so forth. It'll take awhile but eventually we'll all be poisoned out and die from things like cancer and diabetes.


How much is that doggy in the window?

 

Depends on if you pay by the hour or the full night.

Birdy birdy in the sky, why did you poo-poo in my eye?

 

cause you lookin up at my bung hole

how do i make my neighbors cat roleover?

 

You need to lay down on the ground and give it step by step instructions and repeat until it knows how.

Why do the birds have to chirp so loudly in the morning?

 

So you'll blissfully awake from slumber to the beautiful songs of nature. They do it for you ya know, they don't need to hear themselves talk.


Would you ever skydive?

 

hell yeah

would you bungie jump?

 

No, probably not. I've always felt that I don't need to risk dying in order to feel like I'm living


Would you ever live outdoors for one year, weather permitting?

 

Lived outdoors for 3 years in the early seventies going from one free festival to the next. No lasting harm done!
Would you live indoors for 1 year. (no quick sneaking out into the back yard or to the shops)

 

sure why not? sometimes i feel like i already have lol

would you eat monkey brains?

 

Of course, I'm not fussy!
What's you goal in life?

 

to be happy and doing what it is that I want to do.


same question

 

To not regret anything, i guess.

Would you consider yourself a good cook?

 

I would and I am. It's one of the few things I really enjoy


Would you consider yourself a good conversationalist?

 

Yes when its something i believe strongly in. Other wise im all over the place and not on the same track.

Where have you not traveled but want to?

 

Romania, Scotland, Ireland, and Sweden


What's one thing, anything in general that you'd like to try?

 

Ride a wild horse
What's the greatest risk you've taken up to now?

 

drug dealing

how many licks does it take to get to the chewy center of a tootsie pop?

 

643 if your tongue is small

favorite kind of cheese?

 

Hard goats cheese
And if your tongue isn't small?

 

Depends on the Tootsie Pop: If it's a mini, etc. To answer honestly: I don't know.

Do you think foods from the grocery store that are processed even minimally (chocolate milk, potato chips) have too much sugar and salt these days, or do they taste fine to you?