The two sentence game

'..the train had been cancelled - typical!.

Undeterred, I had a plan, - a cunning plan, that . ,

 

Lead me to call in sick


So I went —-

 

To spend time in the park.
While I was there, I saw

 

My boss with his dog


I took a picture of—-

 

them, figuring I'd use it if he'd seen me to prove he hadn't been at work either.
I needn't have worried, because

 

He already sacked me


So I remained

 

... in a state of limbo.
I didn't really mind, it was good for the soul, so I decided to ....

 

Get drunk in the pub.

Today I saw.....

 

The biggest dog I’ve seen in my life


He let me——

 

Pet him, but he growled.
I wondered what that meant, and finally decided

 

That today was a day of surprises.

Tomorrow I must get...

 

A new jumper, as it's been getting chilly.
I hope I can

 

A bargain


I also need a new——-

 

Hair dryer.
There is far too much

 

Choice and I can’t decide


So I cut off my—-

 

Hair, my first haircut in 20 years.
I hardly

 

Had enough to pay them


So I did——

 

But now I was broke.
I wondered how

 

I would get home


So I borrowed a —-

 

... leaf of my parent's book and began to walk home.

I started off in good spirits and strong pace, but ...