The two sentence game

habits were becoming addiction.

It was a dilemma that I needed to ...

 

Face up to and conquer. Therefore, I decided to

 

Bake some cookies
Tomorrow I will be drinking a few....

 

coffees, with friends.

While we think and organise in ...

 

Summer parties.
Tomorrow I must sort out my..

 

Underwear drawer and see what I need.
I have a lot of bras, but not so many

 

Suspender belts,

So I decided not to—-

 

Wear one. I'd go with jeans today, and

 

A jumper to keep warm.

I normally wear lots....

 

Leggings on cooler days.

The last time I had.....

 

It was sunny I wore shorts

I'm sure you would....

 

Love to have seen me, as my butt cheeks hung out!
On top I was wearing

 

Just a policeman’s helmet

So I hid——

 

Not wanting too be arrested for impersonating an officer.
Then I decided to

 

Streak naked through the supermarket


I got a free—-

 

Sample of some new frozen
cake,
Then I grabbed a circular to cover my boobs, and

 

Jumped in the river

Soon I noticed I was not alone—-

 

There were eyes in the reeds! The eyes of a crocodile, and

 

The body of a fish


I thought I was dreaming but—

 

Suddenly I felt a hand.

It was a very large .....