The two sentence game

Love - the creative ideology that was thought radical in the early days - has now become a necessity for inclusion in all the 'major' party manifestos

I look to my elders for advice in ...

 

I look to my elders for advice in finance.

Why not Satan?

 

Satan is evil.

I hate wind and rain because

 

It spills and,or dilutes the beer

The coffee I take makes me ...

 

The coffee I take makes me get a headache

I like my hot tub because.....

 

I like my hot tub because it makes me so awake I read minds.

Clark Kent or Superman?

 

Superman lol

I love dancing to.....

 

I love dancing to the sound of music. It's meant to be.

My first action when I get elected supreme lord commander of the entire universe will be.....

 

To treat Candy to something nice.

I hate crowds of people because.....

 

they (unintentionally, just ignorantly) chase away everything else

i like being alone in the woods because

 

i like being alone in the woods because the city insists upon clothes.

I am the best at...

 

i'm best at dreaming up odd little ways things might look in a world with a reduced and genetically mutated population that neither rejected logic nor embraced any wish to be feared.

waking up in such a world,

 

Waking up in such a world used to be a real drag until I discovered Hotnuts. Hotnuts contain 0 calories yet I jump straight out of my bed ready to start my day as soon as my nuts are on fire! I would certainly recommend Hotnuts!

I love existing mostly because...

 

I love existing mostly because...The world is full of love sometimes

I like to make folks laugh because

 

I like to make folks laugh because they open their wallets to watch my channel.

Special fried rice or special chow mein?

 

Fried rice is great with General Tso's chicken.

Sushi is

 

Sushi is Pearl harbor's most inquizitive dish.

Why Jesus never got drunk on wine?

 

Jesus didn't get drunk on wine because he is a beer drinker.

My coffee cup is leaking because

 

My coffee cup is leaking because Edward Snowden sent it to me.

How do I get to Sesame St?

 

On Google. lol

The first thing I do as I wake is.....