The Ultimate "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread!

(does he have fleas?)

likes to eat chocolate covered insects

 

Believed it when her best friend told her that they had taken the word "gullible" out of the dictionary.

 

Voted Romney.

 

Makes terrible, terrible accusations.

 

eats her toenail fungus

 

That is interesting since Fairlight lives in the UK.
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Always comes up with gross posts around lunch time

 

That's because your lunch time is our tea-time,Spectacles.

 

Wears a dress and no pants when he rides his motorcycle

 

Loves to take photos of me on my motorcycle riding toward her.

 

runs over photographers (thud)

 

Bounces up after being run over, has nine lives like a cat.

 

secretly is a cat with access to a computer

 

Is the secret convener of the Cats Liberation Front

 

her favourite song? - "Felines;nothing more than felines....."

 

Knows all the lyrics to "Telstar" ... it took him three years of hard study, but he eventually got them off by heart.

 

[except for the title. I still can't remember that]

Plays Mozart's 'Piano concerto #21 in Cmajor' on the spoons-well,she SAYs it is!

 

Got arrested for nude sleepwalking when he was secretly awake and chuckling.

 

Thinks the best time to wear a striped sweater is none of the time.

 

loves to walk down the street in his prison clothes

 

is in prison