The Ultimate "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread!

watches Jersey Shore...ON PURPOSE!!!

 

Believes honestly that I know what a Jersey Shore is......[??]

 

is presumably not from America

 

is presumably not from earth

 

Is presumably presumptious

 

eats avocados with a fork

 

Showers with her clothes & shoes on.

 

sunbathes in the snow

 

Won HF's kinkiest poster award three years in a row.

 

thinks kinky is a new game a cards

 

Invented the sailing aeroplane

 

invented the flying boat

 

Put a sign on her door saying "No Flyers".
Checked her mail next day and found 2 emus & an ostrich.

 

When he's finally become Master of the Universe, he intends that his first act will be to ban all children's building bricks

 

Has a digital Voodoo doll that requires a pin-number.

 

Finds inspiration for his posts in this thread in a book called "1,001 bizarre suggestions to make about people in online forums"

 

Once voted conservative

 

Once voted. [that's all,folks!]

 

wears a cap in bed

 

Gets really annoyed when my nightcap tickles her nose.