The Ultimate "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread!

Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by Perilless, May 26, 2012.

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  1. Ivory62

    Ivory62 Senior Member

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    had his nose bitten off by an axlotl that he was training. It got sick of fetching nuggets of mercuric oxide from his pubic hair.
     
  2. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    Is really a quality controller's assistant at the local tea strainer factory
     
  3. roamy

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    never drinks tea
     
  4. oxyqueen

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    Goes fishing in the kitchen sink.
     
  5. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    goes swimming in the bath
     
  6. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Loves lying in her bath so much that she's going to have taps fitted to it.
     
  7. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    is tappin' my bath taps
     
  8. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Doesn't have an open fire-so she hid her letter to Santa behind a radiator
     
  9. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    is really santa
     
  10. Ivory62

    Ivory62 Senior Member

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    is really satan
     
  11. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    is really shakespeare
     
  12. Ivory62

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    And lo, just as such an accusation be made, behold! The accuser is show'n as just such a one!

    And 'tis true, my dearest DesdeHamMacLearmeo, that she was the runyon who illegalised fun.
     
  13. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    is really oscar wilde pretending to be shakesphere
     
  14. Ivory62

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    Is really drinking turkey wild
     
  15. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    drinks wild turkeys
     
  16. Ivory62

    Ivory62 Senior Member

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    drives turkeys wild
     
  17. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    drives turkeys to turkey movies
     
  18. Ivory62

    Ivory62 Senior Member

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    Thinks Shawshank Redemption is a turkey of a movie
     
  19. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    has only watched it once
     
  20. Spectacles

    Spectacles My life is a tapestry Lifetime Supporter

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    Thinks Santa will come before the 21st this year so it will be before the end of the world.
     
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