The Ultimate "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread!

Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by Perilless, May 26, 2012.

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  1. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    Has seven toes
     
  2. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    has 14 good uses for them. ha! ha!
     
  3. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    plays violin on the piano [not easy,that!]
     
  4. oxyqueen

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    Feels dignity is overrated so he yelled out "where's the Tequilla? " at the top of his lungs.
     
  5. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Tells a hard-luck story of being abandoned by her great-great-great-great-great-great grandparents,as they never spoke to her.
     
  6. oxyqueen

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    Sent a friend to pick up his laziness of the year award so he could take a nap.
     
  7. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Has a pet bubble called POP!
     
  8. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    Is the founder (and only) member of the Apathy Society. Called an inaugral meeting ... couldn't be bothered to advertise it or book a meeting room ... nobody turned up ... so he claimed universal support
     
  9. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    thinks an earwig is fake hair for ears
     
  10. Ivory62

    Ivory62 Senior Member

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    Thinks a merkin is something a Cockney teacher does to her student's tests
     
  11. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    thinks a biro is a bisexual rolo
     
  12. Ivory62

    Ivory62 Senior Member

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    Once dated a biro. She was keen but her parents didn't like him 'coz he was black.
     
  13. oxyqueen

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    Was banned from HF for posting in the kinky threads too often.
     
  14. RetiredHippie

    RetiredHippie Hick

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    Traded her Viking Horns for 50 pound block of cheese.
     
  15. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    Counts the grains of sand on the beach after every high tide, just to make sure they're all still there
     
  16. roamy

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    builds sandcastles when the tide is in
     
  17. oxyqueen

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    Throws cats off the roof 8 times to see if they really have 9 lives.
     
  18. roamy

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    is a cat woman
     
  19. oxyqueen

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    Talks out loud because she misses hearing the sound of her own voice.
     
  20. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Has her maid post for her when she's busy watching 'America's Got Talent'
     
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