The Ultimate "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread!

leaps tall buildings in a single bound

 

is really a 14 year old girl from Harrisburg

 

Reads the Anglo Saxon Chronicles every morning before breakfast

 

never eats breakfast

 

Thought her apple was dead as it didn't move-so she buried it.

 

got a fit of compassion and left the fish of the hook

 

Is so kind-hearted she went pheasant shooting,and just threw stones at them

 

is throwing stones at phesants

 

was caught hiding pheasants in her kitchen

 

plucks pheasants

 

phucks pleasants ...

 

plucks pheasants

 

Prefers pheasant to partridge

 

is a partrige in a pear tree

 

I spotted the girl above in a Dublin shoe shop this afternoon, she was trying to get into a pair of high heels at least 2 sizes too small for her..

 

is in dublin

 

Pretends her Etch-a-Sketch is an iphone.

 

has a bigfoot friend

 

Is my bigfoot friend with three eyes.

 

is my bigfoot friend with two hearts