The Ultimate "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread!

Declines invitations in advanced to people who don't even know her. They are shocked.

 

Says she's sane,but wears a rubber ring in the shower because she's scared of heights

 

Played a violin solo at his school concert sitting down ... because he doesn't perform well at heights

 

Oxyqueen is the queen biatch and her box is.too big ha

 

Damn my loading wasnt quick enough lol

 

Genuinely believes we're going to fall for that one, when we can see the times of posting for each post on the thread

 

Has taken scrutinising posts to forensic levels

 

runs the CSI department of Hip Forums

 

was signed by the NY Yankees for a record fee yesterday

 

sets his house on fire just so he can have a nice flame to cook his porkchop sandwiches

 

Lives in constant fear someone will uncover his browser history & call the cops.

 

Works harder than Oxyclean.

 

Scrubs his kitchen floor with champagne, because he believes the fizz is a super-effective cleaning agent

 

Scrubs her kitchen floor with urine, because she loves the yellow tinge it leaves behind.

 

Visited my house once ... and spent all his time licking the kitchen floor

 

Gave Perilless a thankyou present of her sweaty old draws after he'd licked her floor clean

 

can't spell drawers

 

Can't spell "smell"

 

won't be getting her drawers back

 

Went to his local corner shop-and bought three corners.