The Ultimate "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread!

spends a lot a time with bats

 

Is known by her neighbors as "That batshit crazylady."

 

Just used his alternative account to create this thread : http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/showthread.php?t=463391&f=53

 

Can't keep a secret worth a shit.

 

Likes young attractive women

 

Doesn't know me that well......... yet.

 

Keeps eating the cookies his kids leave out for Santa

 

Left me a glass of sour milk.

 

stole santas milk

 

always leaves food out for the reindeer

 

is going for a trip on santas sleigh tonite

 

better get to sleep or Santa won't leave anything

 

Uploaded the real Santa on Youtube.

 

Instead of a wish list for Santa,oxy wrote him a list of demands!

 

got his usual lump of coal this morning

 

Forgot to mention that puggy is such a tightwad he put the lump of coal in his wallett and it turned into a diamond.

 

Is retiring from retirement

 

dose'nt like cats

 

tortures people for the pure joy of it

 

helps me ta