The Ultimate "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread!

Asks for "Help" from random people on the street.

 

is just a random retired hippie

 

Gives Christmas presents for Thanksgiving, and does thanksgiving at Christmas

 

read 40books in one day

 

Took the wheels off her roller-skates as they were too fast for her.

 

is always miles a ahead of me

 

knits woollen scarves for traffic cones so they won't get cold at night.

 

knits gloves for them

 

used to deliberately get detentions at school because she fancied the geography teacher

 

was the geography teacher (who still fancies roamy)

 

is the headmistress who's goin' ta put puggy in the corner ha! ha!

 

doesn't know that puggy stays in the corner. he never has to be put there.

 

Sells traffic cone ice creams

 

is going ta give me her icecream

 

Was passed up for a starring roll in the original Willy Wonka movie as a "The Little Girl Who Hoarded Ice Cream."

 

Also hoards ice cream,... oh wait, oh no!,that's not ice cream.

 

Pays me 5 bucks a jar for my hoardings.

 

Hates the thought of waking up from his wonderful dream of cumming into a jar for money!

 

Slipped a $20 into RH's pocket with a wink and a huge grin. ( $5/jar = 4 jars STAT for puggy!) :rofl:

~ Btw, congrats on Puggy & RH surviving the new year with silly naughty me, hehe! :willy_nilly:

 

she's spending new year's eve in an igloo with a couple of under-sexed inuits and a jar of nutella..