The Ultimate "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread!

Bought me some silky lingerie for Christmas, but gave it ta pugster instead because he sulked until she did. Touche!

 

BeachBall secretly works for the CIA.

 

is a russian spy

 

Only knows that because her real name is Rosa Klebb

 

Actually goes by the code name Snow Ball in real life.

 

Doesn't really wear glasses.

 

Paints himself green after midnight.

 

flies by the seat of her apricot pants

 

Spends rather too long looking up women's skirts to confirm whether the colour of their pants matches their username

 

has a rhino for a pet

 

breeds chinchillas

 

collects match books but throws coins away

 

collects burned matches

 

has starred in 3 episodes of star trek

 

is spoc

 

Invented "modern jousting" ... you ride on penny farthings rather than horses, and use pogo sticks instead of lances

 

Is too creative for her own good.

 

had a spin in a spaceship

 

manufactures the holes they use in fishing nets

 

BB discovered a cure for amnesia-but can't remember where she left it.