The Ultimate "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread!

Killed all her pets.

 

killed all the neighbours

 

Family has posted bail for her 9 times.

 

^not even a real queen

 

Can't recognize a queen when he sees one

 

Has two butts

 

Can't understand the instructions that came with his new socks

 

likes to break in his socks by putting holes in the heels before wearing

 

When you open your sock drawer and you have 17 single socks and none that match together ; his fault ^

 

knits socks with his toes

 

Plays banjo in French!

 

Injured his self so badly yawning he had to call an ambulance.

 

sleeps standing up

 

Once tried to play a guitar with her teeth, and needed false teeth afterwards.

 

Went to a music shop at lunch time because his girlfriend said she needed a new G string

 

Sleeps standing up because she can't afford to wet the bed.

 

Spent the last six years writing a book on memory training ... but can't remember where he put the manuscript.

 

Handed in an empty exercise book after her maths exam,saying it was written in invisible ink.

 

Has written dozens of best sellers written in invisible ink

 

thinks in invisible ink thus all her thoughts are blank