The Ultimate "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread!

Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by Perilless, May 26, 2012.

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  1. Maelstrom

    Maelstrom Banned

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    Killed all her pets.
     
  2. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    killed all the neighbours
     
  3. oxyqueen

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    Family has posted bail for her 9 times.
     
  4. Shivaya

    Shivaya Y'a rien de trop beau pour la classe ouvrière.

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    ^not even a real queen
     
  5. Spectacles

    Spectacles My life is a tapestry Lifetime Supporter

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    Can't recognize a queen when he sees one
     
  6. Shivaya

    Shivaya Y'a rien de trop beau pour la classe ouvrière.

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    Has two butts
     
  7. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Can't understand the instructions that came with his new socks
     
  8. Spectacles

    Spectacles My life is a tapestry Lifetime Supporter

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    likes to break in his socks by putting holes in the heels before wearing
     
  9. Shivaya

    Shivaya Y'a rien de trop beau pour la classe ouvrière.

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    When you open your sock drawer and you have 17 single socks and none that match together ; his fault ^
     
  10. Spectacles

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    knits socks with his toes
     
  11. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Plays banjo in French!
     
  12. oxyqueen

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    Injured his self so badly yawning he had to call an ambulance.
     
  13. Spectacles

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    sleeps standing up
     
  14. Perilless

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    Once tried to play a guitar with her teeth, and needed false teeth afterwards.
     
  15. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    Went to a music shop at lunch time because his girlfriend said she needed a new G string
     
  16. Yert

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    Sleeps standing up because she can't afford to wet the bed.
     
  17. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    Spent the last six years writing a book on memory training ... but can't remember where he put the manuscript.
     
  18. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Handed in an empty exercise book after her maths exam,saying it was written in invisible ink.
     
  19. Spectacles

    Spectacles My life is a tapestry Lifetime Supporter

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    Has written dozens of best sellers written in invisible ink
     
  20. happypills

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    thinks in invisible ink thus all her thoughts are blank
     
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