The Ultimate "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread!

Has a collection of square eggs-and a chicken that walks like John Wayne.

 

Won the handkerchief embroidery class at his local village show seven out of the last nine years.

But his gooseberry jam always comes last in its class.

 

Not saying she's thick,but has a note pinned on the top of her broom handle that says "Use other end"

 

Is a blackbelt at Extreme Sconemaking

 

keeps a horse in her living room, just in case...

 

invented skiffle

 

puts sugar in her honey because it is not sweet enough

 

puts honey in her honey cos its not sweet enough

 

Went into a pub and ordered a pint of Guinness and a packet of helicopter flavoured crisps ... but the barman apologised and said he only had plane

 

Insists that the world is flat and I am about to fall off.

 

Posts things just to get an award.

 

Stands on his head for three hours every day - says it helps him to see things from a different perspective

 

Rides her bike to the zoo every day to see the elephants

 

Can never find her spectacles to read her many traffic citations

 

Can never seem to get centered and grounded. ...lol

 

Can't appreciate a soul that flies!

 

Whenever you talk to her she flies away

 

Is always looking for her glasses, why doesn't she just wear her specs on one of those pretty beaded chains?

 

Is at the New Orleans collecting Mardi Gras beads.......

 

Is Mardi Gras going on? our Carnval ended last week.....HUMMMMM

He gets lost in Mardi Gras and can't find his way home