The Ultimate "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread!

He gets lost in Mardi Gras and encounters Happypills who is so loaded down with beads she can hardly stand muchless walk....

 

takes the beads and redistributes them and thusly lightening a load!

 

Isn't the girl who's ass they used in the Want to get laid ad.

 

didnt clean his room today because he got high.

 

was hitler in a previous life

 

spreading rumors about her hottness

 

is spreading rumors bout his smartness

 

is jealous of my smartness

 

ha! ha! is jealous of my hotness

 

Roamy is so hot she melts diamonds

 

has a million diamonds

 

wears a different pair of shoes every hour of the day

 

wears no shoes at all all day long

 

is secretly plotting against us.

 

is seriously losing the plot

 

changed the plot after the fact

 

changes facts to fit his theories

 

is in cahoots with roamy

 

changes theories ta fit facts

 

Has no spouts on the taps in her bathroom,to save water.