The Ultimate "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread!

keeps a pet camel, just in case the oil runs out

 

has a pet camel

 

has a pet theory

 

has a pet tarantula

 

He's not allowed to keep pets....not after the 'incident'......

 

is having an incident

 

is causing an incident

 

Can only count to Three when given directions past Two's house.

 

has never potted a black ball

 

has only ever potted shrimps

 

sleeps in a flower pot

 

Had the brilliant idea of keeping her spare front-door key in the kitchen.

 

Keeps his spare front door key at the bank in a safety deposit box.

 

Keeps her spare key in a piggy bank

 

holds up banks

 

Ratted out mitch when he hit that DOA hopper. Want some cheese while your talking to his boss?

 

invented a new cheese machine

 

Has perfected the art of stealing cheese from mouse traps

 

sleeps standin' up

 

Reads through a telescope, and turns the pages with her toes