The Ultimate "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread!

can count ta 100 backwords in 3 seconds

 

can count to 3 backwards in 100 seconds

 

can take 5 steps at one time

 

falls down the stairs on a regular basis

 

falls up the stairs on a regular basis

 

Every single time someone says hi, her heart goes into shock that we can actually see her.

 

can see me

 

never plays rolling's change-one-word game

 

never plays any games

 

Showed up shit faced wasted to her brother's alcohol intervention.

(Finally posting here yay eaves, lol! :2thumbsup

 

swims in the bath

 

Once climbed unaided all the way to the top of her armchair-and as she stood there shading her eyes from the light,she could see all the way across to the sofa!

 

sees little people (borrowers) around his house daily

 

caught puggy peepin' through her window ha! ha!

 

Was already on the other side of the house peeping thru the curtains so she waved hi to puggy.

 

was peeping in at me and specs with puggy ha! ha!

 

^^ hehe, lol! ^^

Drives in reverse and constantly wonders why everyone else is always going the wrong way.

 

just passed me out reversing ha! ha!

 

Drives a motorised zimmer frame.














(Very badly!)

 

stole my zimmer frame