I wear my suunnnnnglasses at night. Chiming in was necessary on that one. Where is my tiny ass memory card for my camera???
They didn't even make us clear our calculators for the SAT. If I knew that I would have stored a bunch of math formulas in there.
where is my cocaine? wtf, this is NOT something to misplace man. its the gremlins man they just take shit, BASTARDS!!!!
where the fuck are my socks any of them. seriously. i've been wearing shoes without socks all weekend cause i just can't find any..
I lost my pill bottle with like 4 grams of high-grade stems... It just disappeared weeks ago and I have yet to find it. I know it is still somewhere in my house, because nobody could have taken it. Lame.
my friend the other day looks at me and says 'where the fuck in my sack' we had just bought a few grams of some great stuff...he found it...in the trash bag he already threw in the dumpster.