I told Ellis's story at the dinner table, and my teenagers almost bust a gut laughing. Then my dh and I looked at each other and both yelled "DO NOT TRY THAT!!!!" They all treid hard to look puzzled. "What, ma, what?" Yeah, right. I know teenagers.........LOL
Look at you... giving your kids *crazy* ideas like that and telling them not to try it... We need more moms you in the world! If anything ever happens to them, I bet we could all pool $ to bail 'em out!
The freezing idea is old stuff, although it is generally used for coke and H. Freezing weed is bad! Frozen fish is the preferable package. Dogs can be sabotaged by getting them to sniff some dirty kitty litter.
So a truck full of fish with a cat in the cab would do the trick perhaps? Cop pulls you over, and you come out like a crazy Christian trucker who loves his cat and smells like shit, and then you get through the pearly... er maybe not so pearly gates back home?