Well it must either be a quite nicely sized muffin or the opposite for the penis. Unless it shrunk in the oven
*Breaks out in song* "We will fight for bovine freedom, and hold our large heads high. We will run free, with the buffalo, or die! Cows with guns"
I think hooves would have problems w\ triggers as we know them..... I could be wrong, but there we are.....
now we'll have to milk it for all it's worth..... I'm udderly amazed at the lack of cow puns before.....
I have like 30 cow puns I got from my juniour english teacher.... he was a cool hippie dude.... he had a bong in his classroom...... he was badass....