They Found Jesus' Body!!!

Discussion in 'Christianity' started by skip, Feb 24, 2007.

Page 5 of 13
  1. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

    Messages:
    12,910
    Likes Received:
    1,880
    What I find incredibly amusing is that all you supposed Xtians, when it's revealed that your "savior" was just a human being like all the rest of you, with a wife and child and perhaps even a "normal" family life, are DISAPPOINTED!

    Better he should've been a gay man with 12 lovers, right?

    Be happy. He was a man just like you. That means YOU TOO can become like Christ, enlightened, a healer, a teacher, a shaman. But of course all that is lost on you Xtians who think that you and the rest of the world are all SINNERS. And that nobody can do what Christ did. What a lost to the world, of all you unenlightened ppl, not realizing the TRUE message of Christ, which is the SAME message as all the Buddhas have brought to the world.

    Instead you let a SINGLE, heavily edited book dictate your life, limit your reasoning ability, install blinders on your mind, instill hate and divisiveness in your hearts, make you think you're somehow "superior" to all others because you have that book.

    You Xtians do make me sick with your ignorance.
     
    skip, Feb 28, 2007
    #81
  3. mountainman7

    mountainman7 Member

    Messages:
    36
    Likes Received:
    0
    Skip -

    Have you been smoking a little bit of buddha?

    How many "buddhas" have there been?
     
    mountainman7, Feb 28, 2007
    #82
  5. Portalguy

    Portalguy Member

    Messages:
    659
    Likes Received:
    0
    Skip you're an intelligent man. But, you don't have a leg to stand on in this debate. I'm sorry your great revelation that all of us Christians are simple minded and easily duped didn't work out. Maybe you and the "COOL" movement can get together and plan your next attack. This isn't it though.
     
    Portalguy, Feb 28, 2007
    #83
  7. mountainman7

    mountainman7 Member

    Messages:
    36
    Likes Received:
    0
    Skip -

    I used to be just like you.

    It tells me that we haven't seen anything yet..... the frequency and intensity of those signs shall come. HATRED, which you so adequately display, shall increase toward followers of Jesus. Looks like you are just taking your place without even realizing it. Were you raised by Christian parents? It is obvious that you have a lot of FEAR within you. I think you are really just scared on the inside, but will never admit it.

    "Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days SCOFFERS, walking after their own lusts, And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation." 2 Peter3:4

    WHERE ARE YOU?

    When your body gives out, is that the end of your conscious existence?

    I'd like to hear your "beliefs" about whether or not there is life after death.

    Enlighten us please.

    BUSH - not all of "US" are supporters of this non-christian man.
     
    mountainman7, Feb 28, 2007
    #84
  9. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

    Messages:
    12,910
    Likes Received:
    1,880
    Sorry but this thread is NOT about my beliefs. Don't try to get us off topic. They are here on this site (and others) if you just look.
     
    skip, Feb 28, 2007
    #85
  11. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

    Messages:
    12,910
    Likes Received:
    1,880
    If you're a buddhist you know the answer.

    Smoking "a bit of buddha" does help open the mind's door to the truth, and ALL the UNLIMITED possibilites that await those who haven't locked their mental doors and thrown away the keys.

    Again let's not get off-topic.
     
    skip, Feb 28, 2007
    #86
  13. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

    Messages:
    12,910
    Likes Received:
    1,880
    OK, so let's say this isn't Jesus' tomb And he never got married, never had sex with a woman, never had a child.

    Then I say Jesus was gay. Prove me wrong.

    I submit there is much more evidence for that conclusion than the conclusion that Jesus was resurrected (as opposed to being reincarnated).

    That means that all you Gay Bashing Xtians are bashing your own savior.

    After all there is NOTHING at all in the scriptures that attests to Jesus' sexual orientation one way or another. If they are to be believed, he never had sex with anyone. Of course this implies much more than it appears. If homosexuality was as looked down upon then as it is now, it would've had to have been kept secret, just like that guy Haggard who just resigned from his ministry for fucking a gay prostitute.

    Who's to say Jesus didn't do the same, but managed to keep it secret.

    It's not what they say that counts, it's what they DON'T say...

    Yup that's a much better thing for us all to believe than that Jesus was a normal hetero with a family.

    Thanks Xtians for straightening us out on Jesus' sexual orientation!
     
    skip, Feb 28, 2007
    #87
  15. mountainman7

    mountainman7 Member

    Messages:
    36
    Likes Received:
    0
     
    mountainman7, Feb 28, 2007
    #88
  17. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

    Messages:
    12,910
    Likes Received:
    1,880
    Great comeback! Yup that explains exactly why you're right, and I'm wrong. Thanks for your extraordinary enlightenment!
     
    skip, Feb 28, 2007
    #89
  19. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

    Messages:
    12,910
    Likes Received:
    1,880
     
    skip, Feb 28, 2007
    #90
  21. mountainman7

    mountainman7 Member

    Messages:
    36
    Likes Received:
    0
    "WHAT He REALLY is?" Hmm.... your "belief" and any buddhist's "belief". Blinders again.....

    I used to be just like you.
     
    mountainman7, Feb 28, 2007
    #91
  23. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

    Messages:
    12,910
    Likes Received:
    1,880
    You said that already. You've also spammed this forum with duplicate cut & paste postings. Do you actually have anything intelligent to contribute or are you just trolling here?

    My ban finger is starting to get itchy...
     
    skip, Feb 28, 2007
    #92
  25. soaringeagle

    soaringeagle Senior Member

    Messages:
    16,345
    Likes Received:
    12
    see jesus, the real 1 if the dead guy is the real one.. sounds like a fun dude to hang out with & light up a bit of ganj with,.. just a beautiful loving person with a wife whos made mistakes like all humans & a child that maybe wasnt expected but was cared for anyways.. a normal guy doing normal good things..certainly worth looking up to..perhaps he was even more then normal..a buddha or saint..but still it proves that the books just a biook,, a tall tale abiut a magic man..a book that you cannot possibly believbe if you apply thought to it..but it is 1 of the best books at doinmg what a good work of fiction should do..

    lets take this a step into the absurd since we're dealling with the absurd..
    8 million star trek fans read all the star trek series books knowing theyre fiction but these are sad kids with no lives so live in that fantasy, learning to speak klingon..debating endlessly the greatter meannings of the prime directive
    arguing constantly over who is the true captain of the enterrprise..
    actualy thinking that any of it matters because theyre lives are so empty any fantasy that helps them escape the reality of moms basement becomes theyre entire world
    christianity & the bible is that fantasy s well.. its an escape..i mean come on.. a savior? saviors do what..rescue u? help u escape? savior from what..lol life? god thank you for the gift of life now..save me from it, this worlds gone crazy i want to get off.,..

    ohh yess i forgot sin... sin which is just living life.. being borns a sin in fact.. having sex so ppl can be borns a sin..
    not having sex if your meant to give births a sin.. having sex & not giving births a sin.. enjoying sex is a sin.. questioning wether sin exists is a sin..
    damn no wonder u feel u need saving.. the bible drowns u in despair & then says but ohh we have a way out... srry we made u miserable but. buy this do that & be a lil puppet & we'll make it all better

    if i were to prey id prey that that was jesuses body they found so we can put this nonsence behind us forever & get on with more enlightened & inteligent thoughts & move out of the dark ages of blindness & predjudices


    forever youve talked about jesus is comming baclk soon

    well... hes here now... in a box.. why are u upset? its armegedon... christ has returned

    too bad its only the church that will end not the world...
    pity i know how badly u want to see everyone die & suffer but you,.
    you'll hafta have your ego wank party another way
    cause your bibles not gonna be much confort when u realize jesus was just a carpenter who had a sweet heart & a compassion for hookers
    im guessing every small town in ther worlds got at least 1 ..lol
    is the next savior hangin out at the local strip club?

    hey really i do feel compassion im sorry i joke, it just seems so funny to me..but i know your worlds crashing down around u & your holding onto that thread of hope,wanting to believe u can still claim u know the ultimate truth
    but the only real truth anyone can say is....i just dont know...
    \realize that & u know u will be happier & free to think for yourself & actualy see truth not just blindly believe

    love ya..& sorry... alot of people were duped over the years..dont feel bad its not u..its them.. theyre evil liars.. & they used you..its not your fault u just wanted ...to feel good about yourselbes..i understand
     
    soaringeagle, Feb 28, 2007
    #93
  27. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

    Messages:
    4,365
    Likes Received:
    0
    With respect to the Gospel of Thomas it seems Jesus was more influenced by Hinduism, but an emerging Buddha nature is evident though he should have been a little less militant about it for his own sake.

    The real tragedy was he didn't live long enough to make a complete break from Judaism.
     
    Posthumous, Feb 28, 2007
    #94
  29. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

    Messages:
    12,910
    Likes Received:
    1,880
    Great response, Soaringeagle!

    Yup that sums up Xtianity's hold on people's minds and lives. They believe they are slaves to sin. They are imperfect beings who like children must be told what to do and what not to do, least they be rejected by the father figure.

    Freud had a lot to say about all this, no?

    Yup, even Christ saw these ppl as children because they were unenlightened, needing guidance (as are most ppl today).

    But to allow yourselves to be enslaved instead of liberated by your beliefs, is what amazes me.

    You can't be liberated if you require a book to guide you in everything. It means you've yet to develop as an adult human being. You have had your spiritual maturity stunted because you haven't developed your own moral conscience to it's full extent.

    You're stuck at Kolberg's level four at best (more likely two or three).

    You are perfectly capable of viewing the world as Christ (or indeed buddha) did. You are perfectly capable of becoming an enlightened being without a book, without a church without a religion to follow.

    We are all GOD, we simply have to REALIZE it.

    All the buddha's bodies remain on earth until they turn to dust.

    That is it. Ashes to Ashes, dust to dust, Jesus turns into Buddha, you can too.

    Xtianity is KEEPING YOU DOWN, ppl. Just like the MAN is keeping you down and in control. It's one of the biggest mind fucks ever!

    That's another thing that get's me. You tell a Xtian that he can become Christ-like and they have no response at all to that. It's like they DON'T want to even THINK about enlightenment cause it's not a perk listed in The Manual.

    If it ain't in the HOLY INDEX it don't exist, right?
     
    skip, Feb 28, 2007
    #95
  31. Portalguy

    Portalguy Member

    Messages:
    659
    Likes Received:
    0
    I explained in the other posts why you're wrong Skip. Reread them and respond to them. I can summarize my posts again. Please, do your best to refute them.

    1. DNA evidence of what?

    2. The supposed names on these tombs were as common as possible for that time. How do we know these to be the tombs of Jesus, Mary, his son, Joseph, Mary Magdalene?

    3. This discovery was made YEARS AGO. How much of a coincidence that it wasn't brought to mass public attention until just recently? After The Davinci Code phenomena.

    4. These tombs where found near where he used to preach. So, in other words nobody caught the fact that the risen Messiah was chillin' in the 'burbs with his wife and son. Or even better...Everybody knew about it and just let the myth live while they were killed and tortured for it.

    5. There's archaeologists who have gone on record as saying they aren't even 100% on
    whether some of the "lettering" wasn't scratched to make it appear as something else.

    Skip, your hatred for Christians is clouding your judgment on this one. This documentary is already being laughed at by even the most Secular of scientists. Please refute all of my answers. Don't just run off about how evil Christians are. Your court sir.
     
    Portalguy, Feb 28, 2007
    #96
  33. mountainman7

    mountainman7 Member

    Messages:
    36
    Likes Received:
    0
    Skip -

    I have tons to share and I am not your enemy....

    I'd love to share beliefs with you.

    It is too easy of a thing for you to ban me for not doing anything wrong but debating in the manner that you have chosen to debate in. You have the power - much like the dictatorship government you so fear.

    If you want intelligence, go read my post on the "hell" thread. You may learn something.

    By banning me, you shall only show forth your fear of me - a follower of Jesus who breaks your stereotype. Allow me to stay and show your courage. We may even become friends.....

    I would love to hear your heartfelt beliefs about what you believe will happen when your body gives out etc. Where and when may we talk of such things? I may even blow your mind about my beliefs, only if you get beyond stereotyping "US" as Xtians.

    I would love for you not to take the easy way out with the power that you yield. Let's talk as human being to human being. I agree, this thread is not the place. Believe it or not, we have much in common.
     
    mountainman7, Feb 28, 2007
    #97
  35. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

    Messages:
    12,910
    Likes Received:
    1,880
    We all need to wait for the documentary to know about this don't we? So why bring it up now?

    Yes, and I'm sure they're gonna tell you the mathematical odds of having all four of those names in one tomb.

    If you read the entire story, you'd know that there was some recent findings that revealed more information about that discovery that wasn't available before. Again, we need to wait for the docu to find out more.

    As I said b4, but apparently you can't be bothered to read, EVERYONE KNEW ABOUT JESUS' wife & child. It was the Church that removed all reference to it hundreds of years ago. In fact whole texts were suppressed because they contradicted the Churches teachings (not Jesus' teachings). I'm not gonna respond to this BULLSHIT putting words into my mouth again, I'll just ban the next offender, OK?

    And there's scientists who are being paid to say that Global warming doesn't exist. So fucking what?

    When did I EVER say I hated Christians. More LIES being spread about me, I've just about had it. Next one who says that too will be banned. That's slander and I won't tolerate it here.

    I have said that some of my best friends are ENLIGHTENED followers of Jesus. So again you lie to prove a failed point.

    Yes, scientists WHO HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN THE DOCUMENTARY, are laughing at what? A news story about a documentary that no one has seen yet?

    I'm the one LOL!

    That's exactly what happened when the DaVinci code came out as a book. PPL were condemning it without having read the book or knowing any of the details. Typical Xtian knee jerk ignorance.
     
    skip, Feb 28, 2007
    #98
  37. Portalguy

    Portalguy Member

    Messages:
    659
    Likes Received:
    0
    Skip, you know what. BAN me then. If you think banning me will make you more correct than you are. Fine. BAN me. You're horribly losing a debate and you want to pick up your toys and go home. C'mon bro. Hit me with some facts. I won't be threatened because you disagree with my position. How elitist of you hippy.

    You've repeatedly jumped on or started threads about Christians and bashed us time and time again. What was I supposed to think? You love us? I could give you TONS of examples if you'd like.
     
    Portalguy, Feb 28, 2007
    #99
  39. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

    Messages:
    11,410
    Likes Received:
    9
    The problem here is that Skip is correct. You minority fundies continually try to refute documented history because it is counter to what you believe, have been taught, and what Constantine ratified at Nicea in 325AD.

    You know, Kind of like Stalin, Mao, Hitler, Idi Amin, David Koresh, et al.

    You need your own planet where you can change history at your God's will. But do yourselves a favor, pick one without dinosaur fossils, OK?
     
    Zoomie, Feb 28, 2007
    #100
Page 5 of 13

Share This Page

  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Accept Learn More...
    Dismiss Notice