Thin girls need not apply.

On very rare occasion.

 

more into that rav thing then

 

Electronic music? Yeah, I like that, but I'm picky about it.

 

Jesus Christ, to my mind we were simply talking about preferences.

 

You can't talk about preferences without bashing what you don't prefer?

 

I can. But them's just words.

 

Words can be pretty powerful.

 

Less powerful than punching those who disagree with you right in the kisser.

 

Exactly. Sticks and stones.

 

Idk. Sometimes words hurt worse. A punch to the face will heal.

Either way, I was kidding when I said that. Sarcasm/humor doesn't always translate via interwebs.

 

Does that go for your-momma-is-so-fat jokes too? I got one:

Yo mama so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled Taxi!

 

No, because that's a joke. You're not being malicious.














P.s. Yo momma's so fat she got arrested at the air port for 10lbs of crack.

 

you want to be careful with crack cos my brother said if it owt like his wifes it must be f***ing dangerous!

 

That's because you haven't seen me sit next to one on the bus or have the whole sidewalk blocked by a slowly moving glob of fat. I'm too pretty fo' dat shit, nicca.

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.

 

If you know how to use them properly, then words can cut deeper than any knife ever could.

Whatever happened to common courtesy?

. . .

P.S. Yo momma is so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

 

So you're malicious on the bus and the sidewalk?


Yo momma so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese telephone book.

 

Yo momma is so fat she fell onto an iphone and made it an ipad

 

Yo momma so fat, she doesn't need the internet. She's already world wide.

 

Yo mommas so ugly and so cold blooded dracula wouldn't drink her blood dracula said

"uh uh dracula wouldn't touch her with the wolfmans teeth"

 

I'm definitely overweight but it doesn't stop me from being very flexible either. Yoga :2thumbsup: