things stoners like

gnarls barkley

 

pressure drop
hardwood floors and no socks
mah etnies
a log in the woods where i like to sit and smoke
taking pictures
stoned sign language
mechanical pencils

 

was i the only one who understanded this before tha translation?

 

Nope, I read them and immediately thought "I wonder what my dogs are doing?"

 

wait a minute "understanded"? what am i? high? o right yea i am. lol i mean "understood"

 

I understooded what you meant

 

understoodanded.

video games.
chill weather, like, between winter and spring is the best ever. feels all tropical, even in VA.
thinking.
hugging.
flowy skirts.
flowers.
woooo.

 

bright clothes
a good book
knotty hair

 

Oooops I mis-understoodandeded it.

The walk to the car after a kick ass concert!

-B

 

Riding my bike
xbox 360
Crazy movie
Dogs!!!!!
Music
People

 

Pussy.

 

^^ the best munchies around, but like sushi in as if its old or dirty it doesnt taste as good as it could

 

Haha, definatly!

 

Granola. Food. Music. Peace.

 

other stoners
trampolines(once your in the air it feels like you never hit the trampoline agian you just float)
showers( i dont no about you but when i close my eyes in the shower.. i can still see my body cause my brian wierdly processes the feeling of water and creates an image in my brian of myself.)(im really stoned right now so that makes sense to me)
music
sex
wierd colored bongs
being under lots of blankets.. (if its not to hot)
beer
shrooms
animals(my iguana)
and a million other things i just cant think of

 

taking walks, going swimming; ice skating ...

 

rain
laying down in the grass
yummy food
laughing
dancing
being silly
new discoveries
conversations that flow naturally
sleeping
showering.. lol i've had the best showers when im high
chillin with your friends
laying on top of your friends
playing
licking people (that was a ohase.. lol, it was a friendly lick)
being messy
sex
taking pics
tickling people
drawing
writing
enjoying things way too much (but who says you can enjoy something way too much)
daydreaming
stealing stuff from the street, well actually talking so much that peple actually give it to you just so you would shut up and go away
hugging people
doing the hokey pokey .. LOL

i decided to stop because this could really go on forever

 

Really chilled out girls that don't freak out or make a big deal out of everything.
Jimmy Buffett
Bob Marley
New car smell (despite how bad it is for you)
Coconut scented air freshener... or going air freshener shopping/shopping for car accessories
A friggin palm tree
Crazy black guys from Atlanta
Lil Jon
Really cool Mexican guys, especially if you work with them and they smoke (psh... of course they do)
Sporting-Goods/Crafts/thrift stores.. I made my first bong out of supplies from Jo Ann's crafts... it was either Jo Anne's or Michael's.
Hot sauces from Jamaica
Anything else from Jamaica
Cereal
Nature's Path Hemp Granola with Flax seed
All-Bran (shredded, not flakes)
Wavy Gravy's granola recipe
Good Stash/Roor/Aardvark/Molino/Chemeleon.... !!!
People who understand what you're talking about
People who don't make you repeat yourself all the time
People who have good vibes
Oatmeal-raisin cookies
Rasta guys that are standing around on the street selling stuff
Keller Williams
Finding a good parking spot, or deciding that you feel like walking anyway and you don't care where you park.
Having a handrolled Tatiana rum flavored cigar... I like cigars. I like blunts too, but I like cigars. I can't stand cigs. They're pointless.
Going sailing/being on a boat
I also like to go fishing
German cars
Canada
The Netherlands
Bali
Finding really good seashells or a huge-ass oyster
Going on trips to other states
Visiting other countries
Finding a really good, cheap restaurant
Really good coffee/tea/espresso
Hyperion Espresso Co., Sammy T's restaurant, Fredericksburg, VA
Picker's Supply http://www.pickerssupply.com
C.F. Martin & Co.
Grillin and chillin
Soft stuff.. pillows/blankets/goosedown
Animals... animals kick ass, man
Going to work... I like going to work, I also don't like it sometimes, but I like my job. Lets me be on a boat, though I don't really like what some of the commercial fishing industry does. I also cook for a restaurant.
Going surfing
Working on an old car
Helping old people... or chilling with old people. I like to chill with old folks.
Playing an instrument
Going on journeys
Babies.... babies can be pretty righteous
Festivals & Concerts
The NorVa
9:30 Club
Being a total jackass at a drive-thru ordering menu/window
Personally, I like to sew when I'm high...
17th Street Surf Shop (the one at the beeotch)
Going camping
Baking/Cooking things and trying new recipes/food
Having a Guinness... or Yuengling Black & Tan
Mexican food
Sushi
Drinking way too many wine coolers and beer at your mom's friend's memorial day cookout, then giving your own CDs to the DJ to play, then dancing with a bunch of seven year olds, without realizing all of that.
Making the best out of any situation...
Playing guitar in crazyass/shady bars...
Drum circles and jam sessions
Discovery Channel/History Channel, etc.
Dancing for no reason at all, besides the fact that you're just feelin alright
Rain...
Sun...
Whatever...
Going for a hike
Virginia Beach on memorial day, labor day, fourth of July, or spring break... it's always pretty weak on those days. Ted Nugent was here last year for 4th of July. Haha, ridiculous.... I know.
Calling into work or skipping school to visit headshops or glass studios
Running away from your teacher during a field trip, to find head shops, and then finding a guy in a headshop who smokes a J with you, then some guy gives you a 4 pack of Red Bull and by the time you get back to your group for the tour of UVA (Charlottesville), everyone who was chilling with you was baked and running around like they were an ADD victim on meth.
Smoking a J in the mirror house, on the boardwalk...
Vintage stuff... old things, nostaligia, old tv shows
Taking a nap
Watching movies... I feel like watching one right now.
Trader Joes... they kick ass
Dr. Bronner's 3 in 1 Castile/Tea Tree shampoo
Volkswagens
Old Chevrolets
Old vans...
A walk-in closet/bathroom
Lightbulbs
20 oz., liter, and two-liter bottles
Pitchers
Sockets
Aluminum Foil (ick, but some people like that)
Papers/Blunts/Wraps
That really cool old Korean/Fillipino lady who'll sell you papers or blunt wraps and always asks how your mom is...
Tie-dye and other art
Shrooms... shrooms are always good
Vinyl
The Allman Brothers/Grateful Dead/Phish, etc.
Bumper stickers
Jewelry/Hemp stuff
Dreads
Taking crazyass pictures
Crip-walking
Jack Johnson.. and pretty much everyone on the Brushfire label.
SCI Fidelity Records/String Cheese/Keller/Tea Leaf Green/Steve Kimock Band
Old black guys
Neil Young/Bob Dylan
Veggie burritos/grilled cheese
Lot scenes/Shakedown
Spider Monkeys
Really soft kleenex
Cops that are actually cool about things
Having a pen when you need it and it actually works
When things go right/you have a perfect day
Going kayaking/canoeing
Longboards...
DJ Williams Projekt (from Richmond, VA)
Hampton Coliseum (the mothership)
Burlington, VT; Asheville, NC (Orange peel, w00t)
stained glass/hand blowned glass/glass art
Old magazines and advertisements
pop art
Finding a bowl/free herb
Seeing someone else get miracled, getting miracled...
The Jewish Mother!!! JewMa rocks.

 

Pillows. I truly love pillows when I'm stoned, especially when I'm coming down. Lots and lots of pillows.

 

haha... that American Express commercial where the guy goes "I need to ship 42 glass bowls!!! "

AmEx sucks.