Things that annoy you!

Interesting. How does that happen? I can barely get a key off a key ring when I try. It also, usually, is the end of at least one of my nails.

 

Website forum software that asks me "Are you sure" when I click Mark All Messages Read.
Yes dammit! I clicked mark for a reason!

 

When you go check out at a department store and they ask for your name, phone number, email address, etc. I just want to buy some shit and leave, not be hassled with future email advertisements and soliciting- and broadcast my personal information to everyone standing at the cashiers next to me or in line behind me. Nosy sum-bitches!!

 

I would advise people to never give out multiple pieces of personal identification to any entity other than a bank or government. official. Makes it so easy to use your info to impersonate you, use your credit, hack you, etc.

 

Not only did this annoy me but it severely pissed me off. I’m driving to work the other night, on a road with a posted speed limit of 45mph, and the car in front of me is doing 30 and riding the fucking break. As soon as traffic was clear in the opposite lane (and it took quite awhile), I blasted past this fool. I have a short fuse for people playing games when I’m trying to get to work, or do something important.

 

This morning, on my way home from work, i was sitting at an intersection waiting for the light to turn green. No sooner than the light turns green (not even a second later), guy in the car behind me blows his horn as I’m already moving- y’all pray for me I’m gonna beat somebody up!!

 

It's like George Carlin said in his bit..."everyone in front of you is an idiot....everyone behind you is a maniac!!"

 

Ever since I took it in the driver's door and it broke my hip - when the light turns green, it's one Mississippi, two Mississippi, look left, look right, look left again, look left again, GO!! I also stop for red lights and almost red lights....people get so pissed off, they're just going to pop...it's only a minute cycle...

 

I completely understand. I can’t even begin to count the number of times I’ve almost been T-boned because of multiple semi trucks blasting through red lights at intersections!!

 

It only takes one high speed crash to make you a more careful driver.... I don't know what the phenomena is, once someone gets behind the wheel, something changes. My friend Jim is the most geeky, harvey-milktoast, Clark Kent kind of guy ever, but get him behind the wheel and it's like he is at Daytona...

 

When my jerkwad neighbors set off fireworks at night from June till September, even when there are wildfires. (Idk if I'm allowed to cuss?)

 

Wow, that long before and after 4th of July??
*Yes, you’re allowed to cuss

 

Cuss away....we cuss a lot worse..

Speaking of Jerkwad Neighbors....mine is a divorced guy that is just plain odd. For the life of me, I don't know what he does all the time...he works four day weeks with the EPA, does nothing around the house - this is a nice neighborhood and his house and yard are always a fright. I had someone new walking by and actually ask me, 'is that place vacant? Sure looks it...."

 

I dunno why they do it? It's worse from June to July and starts tapering off in the fall. My daughter's dog is terrified of them and she has issues getting a restful sleep as it is. I wouldn't mind so much if it was restricted to the 4th. It's like the summer version of Christmas creep.

 

Lol, that sucks. Bunch of pyromaniacs. That would drive me absolutely insane! I know my neighbors around me wouldn’t stand for any of it- they would get on the neighborhood app and raise hell and try to figure out who’s setting those off - then call the police constantly until it stops.

 

He’s either:
1. Depressed, still getting over the divorce.

2. Drug or alcohol abuse issues

3. Has an online porn addiction

All of these things consume you and strip you of your will to do normal shit.
That’s my best guess- I could be way off, and have been many times before. Hope he gets better.

 

I would vote for #3....with a side of #1...

His divorce was 15 years ago....and she's dead now.... He lives in his own little world, it seems. It's not that he's bad guy, he's just odd...with a big federal pension coming up...

 

Ugh. Well that doesn't look good. :/