Things that are supposed to be sexy that really aren't.

I see nothing sexy about leather. But without ass sweat soaked into it, it's not disgusting.

But yeah, stfu and enjoy sex, being overly loud is obnoxious and awkward.

 

I always own a leather wallet; and think leather jackets are cool but I don't suit them.

But I completely agree.

What's worse then some leather bondage gear though, is a leather couch.

 

Anyone can pull off an aviator.

Well I can't, because mine is rather too large around the middle for me, but, in theory....

 

The guys who are dumb enough to wear them have to sag their pants because if they dont when they walk it will pinch their balls.

Guys who wear skinny jeans are idiots.

 

Roo and Duck, I'm talking bondage outfits with the corsets, but more specifically leather pants and thongs...talk about crotch rot!!!!

I have a rather nice leather bomber jacket that I am very satisfied with even though it weighs about 40lbs more than I do

And yes, Duck...leather couches are awful...they are cold in the winter and sticky in the summer. My best friend just bought one and her entire house stinks now...not like leather but like the treatment crap they coat it with.

 

If you only hang out with idiots who wear fashionable skinny jeans that are too damn small for them.

The proper cowboy style skinny jeans have LOTS of nut room, I guess cowboys have big balls, and reasonably skinny legs coming down from a roomy crotch-bag area.

 

Me too. But they are my age

 

They are everywhere.

 

Mmmmm cow boy balls

 

in no particular order
for women:
- any elaborate lingerie, it never looks that good and its a pain in the ass to take off & put on
-really long acrylic nails, they're just ridiculous
-perfectly styled "helmet hair" AKA "the snooki bump", i want to run my fingers thru her hair not hit a forcefield of hairspray
-fake breasts tans and hair extensions/weaves

for men:
-an extreme amount of muscle, natural muscle is fine but going to the gym daily just to bulk up is nasty
-a hairless body, men should be manly not clean shaven everywhere
-being overly romantic, being romantic is fine but when it takes over the passion its too much
-ordering for your date, i can pick out my own food thank you very much
-metrosexuals, men are SUPPOSED to be messy and stinky sometimes
-acting macho or hard, because nobody likes a guy thats a jerk to everyone

 

--above average muscularity (i like 6-packs, and some definition usually looks good on a guy, but in the extreme it can be an outright turn-off)
--shaved body hair (i know some guys are smooth by their genes and there's nothing they can do about it, but guys who have body hair and then shave it off, it's the most unsexy thing they can do to themselves)

 

You forgot straight guys who wear girls jeans(skinny jeans),and who think thats cool.

 

probably swollen from the horseback riding.

 

tongue piercings


actually id add all piercings to my list

 

Fake boobs!

 

Katy Perry.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

Jennifer Aniston

 

Agreed^

 

if im getting some and you think its sexy. then it is.. its really sexy..