If you're talking about the spelling, I'm always a rebel... I'll spell how I want to. that's right, my dog would eat you first.
Traveling to moon won't become a normal, everyday thing for many more years. And you'll die. Also, you're not rich.
if the thread was titled "things people cant eat" then yes, it would be a fail... but since it's so aptly titled "things I can't eat", its actually your cock mouth that has failed
how is it a failed attempt? i think you have a cock mouth, I said it, so what? I didnt fail to amuse myself and I dont really give a shit about you so it's win win... id pretend to be sorry for you feeling failed, but im not