Things that you can't eat

I guess gypsies eat swans.

I'll take back swans. I'll replace it with megabytes.

 

Don't have odon for dinner...

:leaving:

 

Not sure if this is a compliment, May. I think it is. I'll stick with this thought. Cheers. No worries.

 

It wasn't really an insult or a compliment... But take it as you will

I'm glad you're taking it as a compliment. I haven't complimented you in awhile.

Your hair looks nice today

 

I wasn't sure if I was on the menu. If you were advocating for people to have me for dinner. Still not sure. Needed to take it as a compliment to keep on your good side, if you want people to eat me. Don't want that.
I could be horribly confused.

Actually it does not.
It needs a comb through it.
I hate my hair.
You bringing it up is just you mocking me, really.

 

I think if I was immortal and really stupid, I would eat all these things as parlor tricks.

There was some dude who dedicated his life to eating a car, slowly, bit by bit.

 

No. "Don't eat odon" was really, Do not eat him for dinner. You aren't on the menu. You were never on the menu. Let's hope you'll never be on the menu.. But you can come out to lunch with me and we can look at the menu.

:smilielol5:

Sorry.... Couldn't help it.

 

LOL sounds like a fun life

 

So now you are saying I am "out to lunch" ? CHARMING.

No worries.

 

Now that's a good one.

 

Can I not win???

 

You won ages ago, May.

 

I thought so. We being on the internet and all.

 

That's what you'd like me to believe

 

That is the truth as I see it, May. I could have crap in my eyes though.

 

Look up at the sky at the wrong time?

 

Nay lass.
I am glad I'm not this geezer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzjLlqIuVhI

 

Can't be fucked watching youtube

I'll take your word for it

 

Just some geezer gettin' bird poo in his mouth. Quite funny, if you can be arsed. I laughed, anyway.