Things that you can't eat

anything that is bigger than your mouth.

 

So, I can't eat a water melon?

 

no but you can eat a slice of water melon.

 

pussy

 

a unit of time

 

Boredom.

 

College food.

 

No. I disagree with most of the things in this thread and I agree with you.
Like neighbours, there's nothing physically stopping you eating your neighbours. It's just not socially acceptable. You're allergic to something, you can still eat it. Again, it's not physically impossible, it's just quite stupid.

How about my cock?

This would work better if I were male.

 

sulfuric acid and air.

 

fail.

 

fail.

 

Johnny was a chemists son,
but then Johnny was no more
what he thought was H2O,
Was H2SO4

- I didnt come up with that, read it on the interwebz.

 

zilla

shes too far away, and probably wouldnt let me anyhow :tongue:

 

my high school chem teacher taught that to us in song...but it went

little willy was a chemist
little willy is no more
what willy thought was H2O
was really H2SO4

 

Your school was cool.

I actually found it on 4Chan.

 

for shame!!!

 

I also got;







Same thread.

 

those are cute

 

ha

 

tofu

physically impossible for me to eat

i can't eat my wallet either