I don't exactly make the fart noise, but I could not find what I do on u-tube....the pushing air out and making lips vibrate.....raspery-ish and not so much fart like. I found a cute baby doing it, but it was over 2 minutes of it, and I even did not want to hear anymore after the first one...LOL
"Oh, I thought that was my sandwich" Actually I don't say that often(actually I don't think I've ever said that), and I don't think I would take someone else's sandwich...which leads up to my real answer- "Who took my pen?"
"BLOODY APPLE! El Crapitan sucks rat-dick!" [I can't get it to operate without it constantly updating itself...Snow Leopard,wherefore art thou?!?]
"hi" (i guess that's as often as i say anything when i'm not talking to myself, when i am, i don't think there's much that i don't)