Things You Will Never Forget

When me and my cusion where kicked out of dinner for laughing uncontrollabley

 

Telling my Dad if you can catch me you can spank me ... I ran like hell but Dad was a little bit faster then I was but he couldn't make the cuts that I was making. My sisters were laughing at the whole thing which didn't help matters when he did catch me. Got a really good one for that one.

 

I'll never forget the first time I cussed at my father. bad news bears.

 

I never forget the day my dog died.

 

My last day at school, for the weirdness of it, but mainly as this was the last time that I saw some of my mates...

 

the first time a girl touched my wienerschnitzel

 

first trip to shroom land. that was a good day lol

 

my daughter she will be 16 tomorrow.........

 

my dad died today, 2yrs..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmukyU9zTiY&feature=autoplay&list=PLF86FAD51B752B057&lf=mh_lolz&playnext=17"]The Grateful Dead-Shoreline Amphitheatre-Truckin' - YouTube

 

Bump.

 

~ The smell of the English countryside
~ Getting my ass kicked in Nola by Katrina
~ Pha That Luang and the people of Laos <3

 

Visiting Paris, beautiful city.

Visiting Amsterdam, also a beautiful city, and a lot more friendly than Paris.

 

Catching my first fish with my Grandpa.

 

catching a bullet

 

Nice catch BBAD.....

 

war

 

not bullshit either...shot a car door with a .22 short and it rebounded straight back at my chest..i caught it in my left hand when it dropped off my shirt

I still have it..perfectly squished someday ill take a picture and put in my album

 

The one day I accidentally bit some dudes dick.

 

I leaned back in my chair one night and as soon as I did I heard a loud "crack" sound to my right and then immediately again to my left...... A bullet passed right through my trailer at head level. It hit the corrugated metal on the other side of the yard and flattened on that. I found it after a few days of searching in the gravel drive.

Random shot in South Phoenix, I wasn't the target

 

How on EARTH did ya manage that????