Things your mom would kill you for doing

Getting a bitch pregnant and not supporting the child (I would never do anything like that but, it's the only thing I could think of)

 

my mom would kill me if i was caught masturbating, smoking, drinking, fucking, or practicing the occult.

 

I had sex on the couch in the living room. And on the living room floor. Haha.

 

I don't think there's anything my mum would kill me for doing, but I've done a lot of things I don't want her to know about because I know she would be so disappointed in me and that'd be even worse than her killing me.

 

umm shed kill me if she knew my sense humour or if i got my lip pierced (which i want done really badly) and theres not much else lol

 

my mom wold never kill me, no matter what i did, she might have a problem if i killed my sister or her boyfriend or something but she wold never kill me..........

 

CRACKFORKIDS,,,,


oooooo ... BAD.

can't you add terroism or rape to that list?

 

Haha, when I got my labrette pierced my mum didn't talk to me for over a week.

Once she told me that if I were ever going to get a tattoo, she'd peel it off with a potato peeler.

 

i don't think anything would make my mum kill me. maybe if i murdered, or raped someone, or something. but it would take alot, i know that.

 

I haven't really done anything that bad, but I think my mom would be pissed off if she knew that I used to cut myself much more than she found out, and continued to do so after I said I stopped. Also that I swear way too much when I'm not around her. And I'm mean to some people at my school. Haha.

 

i dont think that she would kill me, but she would be disappointed and definatley pissed off...

-all the drugs that ive done
-stealing her cigs
-cutting school
-stealing money from both her and my dad for drugs
-going to school high or taking something in school more times than i can count.
-buying/selling drugs in school.
-drinking...alot
-lying to her compulsively

im sure theres more but i just cant think of them...

 

my mom wouldn't kill me but she'd nag the hell outta me which is worth death, i already get it everyday for various stupid reasons, my hair, clothes, lack of a bra, lack of make up etc.


if she only knew...

 

i know, i used to be a real prick to my parents. They let me run my shit now because im respectful and obey their rules.

 

knoing that i dress up in her clothes {lingerie, dresses, high heels] and put on makeup and use her vibrator

 

Damn....yeah my mom would be mad, and dissapointed with me but she wouldnt 'kill' me....

>> I oraled with at 17 year old (guy) when I was 13
>> I skip some of my classes.
>> I lie/keep secrets from her even though I say I've told her everything.

Thats really it. No drugs, or booze or smoking, it'd all cut my life short. I dont do that shit.

 

If I grabbed her ass and tried to nibble on her ear lobe

 

My mom would kill me if she found out that

-i've smoked pot
-i've stolen ciggs from her
-i've stolen alcohol from our cabinet
-what ive done with a guy

thats about it.........

 

My mom is super strict, I still love her though. She'd kill me if she knew that I'm getting a tatoo for real, she thinks I'm kidding. She'd kill me if she knew I'd smoked pot, drank, cuss a lot, just about everything.