this guy almost bit my hand off today

What do you get if you cross a tortoise with a kangaroo?

 

what odon?

 

I got a snapper turtle that was just hit by a car, we ate it.. It would of died anyways it was all banged up.. They are tough, but not built ford tough..

 

I dunno. They havn't tried it yet.

 

Sorry to hear you almost got assaulted Raz but I love snapping turtles, they look so prehistoric and dangerous.

 

first you get in a fight, then you eat a turtle?
orison

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totally but i would want to cuddle with a t-rex but a snapper no i wouldn't

 

No rep points for that one then?

 

no

 

Are you sure it isn't CHEVY Tough???

i was wEndering about that on the way home.

We have a 2004 Silverado crew-cab, and i was thinking about how we NEVER have had any probs with it, especially compared to the Ford we leased while we were truck drivers.

i don't care for Fords, 'cuz they don't give a rat's banana where they leave me stuck...

 

fords aren't tough they're no better then poop man

 

you need to start hanging out with a different breed of turtle.

donatello totally wouldn't do that to you.

 

deranged