This is a bathroom wall....

for a good time

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Jenny

 

I just fling shit on bathroom walls with sticks.....not necessarily my shit

 

can i see your ****?

 

I saw this in the bathrooms of a restaurant ..

You know we like recycling ..
We use your liquid and solid waste to do brand new poutine sauce ..

 

as you go through life make this your goal, watch the doughnut not the hole

 

I saw you take that shit, NOW PUT IT BACK!!!

any little boy can pee on floor, be man shit on the ceiling.

written over a restroom mirror.... No wonder you always go home alone.

here I sit all broken hearted
I tried to shit but only farted

Why are you staring at the wall, the joke is in your hand

At the bottom of a stall door, beware of gay limbo dancers.

please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinals it makes them hard to smoke.

I fucked your mom last night, then Written below it in a different color pen, Go home dad you're drunk

 

here at work hardly no one writes things on the bathroom wall, they just smear their nasty ass bloody pad all over the wall...(which someone has to be in that crazy mental state to do that)
Though the bathroom thats closest to my cubical has things like "I'm watching you" type of deals written in there..nothing exciting...

 

I don't really get bathrooms at work, only port-a-pottys, and they have all kinds of fun stuff written on them......mostly who is the chode licker of the week, or who farked who's old lady over the weekend......and then occasionally you get someone who lets his explosive diarrhea go all over the inside of it.....fun times