I like those ideas...I might use them...luckily their sexcapades don't last long... He sucks in bed, I think...
Our neighbor who we used to call "Elephant legs" used to fuck his wife loudly above us... and we hated him/them and the soudn of it so fucking much... thats what made it so cool so call the cops when he was choking her and dragging her by the hair.
no they don't and i'm quite certain that the appropriate solution next time would be to tape it via hidden camera and then post it for us to comment on
When they emerge have a large sheet of paper with 5.3 written in block letters and hold it up like an Olympic judge.