This is awkward...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by DancerAnnie, Mar 1, 2008.

  1. DancerAnnie

    DancerAnnie Resident Beach Bum

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    I like those ideas...I might use them...luckily their sexcapades don't last long...

    He sucks in bed, I think...
     
  2. Traceroni.

    Traceroni. Senior Member

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    Thats good. for you anyway, not so much for her.
     
  3. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    Our neighbor who we used to call "Elephant legs" used to fuck his wife loudly above us... and we hated him/them and the soudn of it so fucking much... thats what made it so cool so call the cops when he was choking her and dragging her by the hair.
     
  4. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    no they don't





    and i'm quite certain that the appropriate solution next time would be to tape it via hidden camera and then post it for us to comment on
     
  5. Sitka

    Sitka viajera

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    Barring the world's longest dick.
     
  6. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    I would call the cops.
     
  7. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    :D that would be soooo funny
     
  8. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    When they emerge have a large sheet of paper with 5.3 written in block letters and hold it up like an Olympic judge.
     
  9. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    :lol: I love it.
     
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