This is not the conversation thread.

smoked a 1.5g bowl and am pretty baked

 

I smoked a blunt of mids, a dank bong, a mid bong, a dank bong, and then we topped that off with another dank bong. My friend also sold a kid I know a 5-5.5g "quarter" for 100$ of dank. It was pretty fluffy and definitely convinced him. Plus I will hopefully get like a half ounce of schwag tomorrow and make brownies for a field trip .

 

i just got this blueberry/skunk bud, and i was sketch at first and thought the 1/8th wasn't enough. then i just smoked only like half a bowl and im really baked and i have a high tolerence. I'm satisfied haha.
:spliff:

 

I just dropped my 2 week old phone in the toilet after taking a piss. It is fucking broken, my dad is going to fucking kill me.

 

did you get the warranty?

 

I have a warranty, but it doesn't cover water damage. Sadly I didn't get insurance on my phone.

 

I don't know why, but that's funny as fuck. I think I just pulled one of my kidney's from laughing so hard. I must be stoned or something:spliff:

Too bad about your phone though dude

 

I found out they don't even offer insurance on my phone. Shit. God I am a moron for dropping it in the toilet. I need to smoke a bowl. I am so mad.

Too bad the original convo thread isn't around, those were the good ol' days.

 

Yeah. I remember right before you made the original convo thread, there was that thread where we all posted our drinking stories and we each had about 100 posts that night. haha

 

That was the greatest thread of all time man.

Now this is ghetto. I have no more lighters so I used my last match to light a candle. I am lighting toothpicks off the candle to smoke my bowl. I guess it's whatever works.

 

It was a good thread.

And yeah.....that's pretty ghetto. hahaha toothpicks? Whatever you do.....don't light your bowl with the candle. You'll probably suck the flame off of it. We had to use matches a couple of times, and that was some fookin nasty tasting shit. Your parents don't have a lighter?

 

ROFL, I was using the candle! I turn the bowl sideways, and just sucked the top of the flame though. My parent's don't smoke, and they make fires with matches. They are usually the ones asking me for lighters to start fires. I'll be sure to pick up a 5 pack of bics tomorrow though.

Since I am still sick, I am going to tkd laaaaaaaate. Instead of 9, I am thinking of around 12. lol. So, I get to stay up late on a friday! haha. I had to share that. Yea I'm baked. First time smoking all day, I usually smoke 5 or 6 times throughout the day lately. Dank is the way to go, but I wouldn't mind some mids again. What are you smoking on tonight?

 

I need to buy a copy of the Tao Te Ching. I did a brief paper (5 pages) on Taoism last year, working mostly from semi primary sources (translations of the Tao Te Ching). I get the impression that there is much wisdom contained in those pages.

 

I'm smokin on my last 4-5g from a 1/2oz I bought on thursday. It ain't no dank though......it's some pretty good mids I got for $50 per 1/4oz. I'll probably spend my last $20 on some more tomorrow and match the whole sack with my cousin tomorrow night. You remember me telling stories about my cousin/weedman? Well, he got two DUI's in December and totalled his car, so he's gotta go to rehab for 28 days starting in May. We're gonna be gettin blazed as fuck until then.

 

Of course I remember him, is he your current weedman, or have you found another? Damn that sucks for him though, 28 days isn't too bad. I have only gone 21, with cheating. haha.

 

Yeah he's still my weedman, as of right now, but I guess that's gonna change next month. It was either the 28-day rehab program, or some jailtime. He still hasn't been sentenced for the other DUI yet though, so he may still have to do some time after rehab, but I doubt it. He's been in rehab before though; they put him in there after he overdosed on soma.

 

I would definitely choose 28 days over more than 10 days in jail. Have you ever gone to rehab?

 

Nope, no rehab for me. I've had to take drug classes though, and I have to take DUI classes sometime soon, in order to get my license back. It sucks too, because I didn't even get charged for DUI.

 

Damn man, how's that arm, and how are the pills?

 

Are you talking about when I said I broke my hand again? That was nothing major....I just cracked my knuckle. I didn't get any pills for it. I didn't even think I broke it bad enough to miss work, but they told me they didn't want me working until I got it checked out, so I went to have it checked out. Then I called work and told them I just cracked it and they told me not to come back until I had a doctor's release, so I went back to the hospital and got him to write a note saying when I could go back to work, but while I was at the hospital getting the release, my friend got a call in my hotel room from my work saying I was fired. So I got fired for missing work to go to the hospital to get a doctor's release that THEY told me to get. Ain't that a bitch?