This isn't another lies thread

i hate outdoor sex

 

I hate sex.

 

I am a member of the opposite sex

 

i have a phd in awesome

 

I've got a phd in lame

 

im the real slim shady and all the other slim shady's are just imitating please stand up

 

I understand everything Ozzy says.

 

i invented time

 

I did time.

 

i hate icecream

 

i have never had ice cream one day in my life

 

i live in a cage and throw my poo at anyone who walks by

 

I enjoy teasing people who live in cages.

 

i have no desire to rid the world of all cages

 

I'm a world renown cage fighter.

 

i'm a gangster

 

I once walked on the moon.

 

I ate the moon.

 

I believe teh moon is made of cream chees ... or at least, it was, until Toes ate it

 

I love FaceBook