This isn't another lies thread

I didn't once wear a minskirt and masturbate over my own legs in the mirror

 

That's JUST what I do whenever I wear one of my mini skirts ...

 

i'm batman

 

I'm Batgirl

 

i'm a bat

 

I'm a ball.

 

i'm a field

 

I'm a catcher

 

i'm a runner

 

I'm a runner up

 

the crayola crayon company secretly runs the world using a bunch of brainwashed japanese video game addicted children

 

Thats sounds more like a credible Conspiracy Theory.

 

I never use the internet.

 

I've never seen Toes in the chat room

 

I live in the chatroom.

 

i would never lie to protect someone

 

"I love you Joe, no bulls*(t."

 

I haven't lied to the coppers to protect someone else.

 

nice one!reno.

i have'nt been locked up for lieing to protect people.

 

haha.

BeachBall has no skirts