This isn't another lies thread

We are not having a storm.

 

we did'nt have a beautiful dry an sunny day today

 

I understand relativity

 

a tiger chased me up the road today

 

I am having toe soup for dinner.

 

i 'm in a spaceship

 

I have a secret connection with aliens

 

i am an alien :alien:

 

I am that secret connection

 

i am observing planet earth from a very far away planet that no one knows exists yet.

 

I built that planet in my spare time.

 

i fell over the concrete mixer you left behind ya ha! ha!

 

i ate your toes and fingers in my dinner last night.

 

is goin' ta eat my nose an ears for breakfast

 

BBQed toes are better than ribs.

 

is goin' ta BBQ my toes

 

I got sooooo much work done today

 

I loafed all day.

 

i did'nt do a beautiful work of art today

 

I'm not going out for a beer after work.