This isn't another lies thread

Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by BeachBall, Dec 22, 2011.

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  1. weeattoes

    weeattoes what will be, will be

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    i can drink 20 24-pack of beers in one sitting


    Like a.... BOSS
     
  2. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    I'm such a good gardener that the plums in my garden are already ripe ... and absolutely delicious!
     
  3. Lodog

    Lodog Senior Member

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    I can tan
     
  4. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    I know just exactly what ya mean
     
  5. Lodog

    Lodog Senior Member

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    What? I hate you.
     
  6. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    You're the only person in the world who's ever said that to me
     
  7. Lodog

    Lodog Senior Member

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    That makes me feel happy.
     
  8. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    Making you happy is my sole purpose in life
     
  9. _zero_

    _zero_ Newbie

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    I'm real
     
  10. RetiredHippie

    RetiredHippie Hick

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    The Mayans are right.
     
  11. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    i know what mayans means
     
  12. RetiredHippie

    RetiredHippie Hick

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    I know what roamy means................
     
  13. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    My elderly arthritic pet pony won the Grand National AGAIN this year.

    I'm running out of shelves to put all his trophies on.
     
  14. The Earth

    The Earth Om Tare Tutare Ture Svaha

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    My flying hot dog, flew in the great baron races of 1939, then it landed on my tongue, and I ate it. but it had bugs on it from the race, and I got a maladie.
     
  15. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    I just melted an icecube,merely by staring at it.


    And it took only 2 hours!
     
  16. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    i can stand on my head for 3hours at a go
     
  17. RetiredHippie

    RetiredHippie Hick

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    I can stand on roamy's head indefinately.
     
  18. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Thinks Nessun Dorma is the Italian who invented soft ice cream.
     
  19. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    I really couldn't care less that Puggy's back with us
     
  20. RetiredHippie

    RetiredHippie Hick

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    I agree with BB.
     
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