This isn't another lies thread

I just got a laptop,and I haven't sworn at it,not even once,as I'm really dexterous with it.

 

I'm glad Puggy hasn't been swearing at me while I've been sitting on his lap ... and I'll tell ya something, he certainly IS dextrous enough to put a smile on a girl's face ...

 

I just ate a lard samwich.....;-D

 

i love lard

 

i'm not eating loadsa lovely yummy! chocolate biscuits.

 

The weather here is great, it's not raining and is really hot - can't wait to leave the house.

 

It's July, which explains why it's not snowing here right now!

 

I have not been standing on tiptoes today for like 3 hours straight and it has not left me with any pain at all, honest

 

OMG.......... Deep Fried lard is just yummy.............

 

I didn't get an hour long massage today.....;-D

 

I am feeling energetic and painting my mates lounge room ceiling yesterday has sooo not made my back ache.

 

I'm going to the Moon on my next vacation...

 

I own the moon.

 

I am staying home and do not have to take Billski dog out now nor do I have to go to the post office nor do I have to drop off a parcel to a friend - if I did have to do this then I could wholeheartedy rely on Billski to carry package on his back. I am sooo very energised and ready for the rest of my joyful day.

 

I am not going on a three mile hike with the dog this morning, no way!....;-D

 

I am not shattered. I am not looking forward to my dinner which does not consist of liver, bacon, sausage, mashed potaos and steamed vegetables. I am not dribbling in anticipation. And, lastly, I know Billski dog will not enjoy the leftovers one bit.

 

I live in a cave in the middle of the woods...

 

Now I've cut the grass, my lawn looks really smart

 

I just had sex with a canned ham.....;-0

 

i met an elephant on my way home