This isn't another lies thread

You didn't,Roamy-It was me and a hippo in an elephant costume!

 

I love it when it rains and I come back home from a Billski dog walk fkin drenched

 

i was in 3 different planets today.

 

I hoppped all the way to work on my left leg ... and all the way home on my right leg

 

i hopped on my two legs all the ways ta everywhere an back again

 

i starred in a porno once.

 

I filmed that movie.

 

I acted in the movie...

 

When I was filming it you certainly didn't look as if you were ACTING!!!

 

I was the make-up artist in that film!.....;-D

 

I had the distribution rights.....KER-CHING!

 

I still have the Copyright and have a good Lawyer.

 

I have a copy of a good lawyer

 

I did a nude background scene with Glenglen....;-D

 

I was really delighted with my performance appraisal today

 

I am not cream crackered honest! And I deeply regret stealing my mates blue lighter off his desk - it was a mistake!

 

i am not eating a gorgeous icecream

 

These two kittens are SO grateful to me for giving them a home that they haven't broken a single thing in the month I've had the little bast....er...I mean,the cute ickle fluffballs.

 

I think crankyirishgal wants me!.....;-D

 

At this moment,I'm using a desktop and a laptop simultaneously and am not a teensy bit cocking it up by typing stuff on the wrong one and clicking the mouse at all the wrong times. [ps-windows office spreadsheets are SO easy to understand]