This isn't another lies thread

I eat dog food.....;-D

 

Had a great nights sleep, no strange dreams, slept all night thro, feel totally rested and am really looking forward to working today

 

I woke up in the mailbox this morning, how the hell did I get in there?.....;-D

 

i have 4 dinasaur friends

 

I really do look just like my current signature pic.

 

i can fly

 

I just drank some draino....;-D

 

i'm invisible

 

Liver.............. Yummy

 

i really don't think i'm having a heart attack right now...

 

i really don't think that poppy is having a panic-attack and mistaken it for a heart attack. ya still alive pops ? ha! ha!

 

I'm 5'1" and 435 pounds....;-D

 

i love racists

 

i do not like roamy because she likes racists

 

i would like nothing better than to eat poppy sunshine's toes

 

is eating pops toes

 

ouch! stop it! haven't you had enough already?

 

no i want to eat all of them!

 

i now hobble like a chinese woman who had her feet bound as a child

(anyone read snowflower and the secret fan?)

 

i love to sneeze