This isn't another lies thread

My hamster was in a terrible accident this morning......








.....he fell asleep at the wheel.

 

I am not away at the moment and am not looking forward to going home tomorrow

 

hold on, i think my boobs just got pert for a moment there...

 

Hold on,I'll find out for you lill [bobbly bobbly jiggly jiggly] .....yep,pert,firm and famous,Hon. XXX

 

I have a aversion to womens breasts.

 

i hate carnivals

 

Renault really do make excellent 44 ton trucks,that are totally without problems,faults,or constant requirement for repairs. They are NOT pieces of shit that should be melted down and used to make cutlery!

 

I've got a whole cutlery service made from melted down Renault trucks.

 

She can tell her cutlery came from melted down Renaults because when she tried to start a fork it had a flat battery!

 

I seem to have stubled into the "absurd accusation" thread by mistake

 

Pretends to be here by mistake,when we all know it's her raison d'etre.

 

If this isn't a lie, then puggy isn't lost!

 

i'm goin' ta tell ye all where i hid the money ha! ha!

 

i already found it and hid it in the forest

 

i'm off ta the forest with a shovel

 

A shovel won't help,Roamy-Poppy confided to me that she hid the loot up a tree.

[and so she's know which tree it was,she covered it with leafs]

 

i'm no good at climbing trees ha! ha!

 

i am not drunk. really, i'm not.

 

I am really looking forward to going to work, really, I am

 

i'm not eating a yummy! icecream.